Press the red button!

[Jackkdaw]

Oh no you did not just Ezio me. >:U

Charles Lee chokes you out like you were a little kid in the woods. #TemplarSwag.


-Shoots button-

[~Stargazer~]

[Jackkdaw]

Pffft.

Haytham Kenway slices his initials into your back with his epic sword of epicness, then finishes you off with a few jabs of his hidden blades. >:3  #TemplarSwag
 

-Drops xbox controller on button-

[~Stargazer~]

*A hoard of evil assassin pickles raid your house and your unknown children*

They look like this:

*presses big shiny button*

[Jackkdaw]

o3o Nuuu! Not the picklleeessssss//dies


The zombies of all the Templars you've so horribly cut down in their prime overrun your house and eat your silly assassin brain. :I   ......#TemplarSwag....


-Buttonforehead.-

[~Stargazer~]

Desmond eats your face #DesmondSwag...?

*flops on the button*

[Jackkdaw]

Desmooonnndddd. X'D

Shaun smashes his computer junk over your head. #ShaunSwag


-Lays on button-

[Wolfie_Lover]

A bear eats your food.

-Derps on the button-

[~Stargazer~]

(Oh god no not Shaun Jimmy xD That guys a.... donkey..?)

Spartas kill you

*dances with button*

[Jackkdaw]

XD I love Shaun.

Okay. One more.
Thomas Hickey spills his beer all over your shirt and then passes out on you. o3o (Lucky.) XD
#DrunkenTemplarSwag


-Takes button out for dinner-