Weirdest Things You've Said

[wolfgirl56]

Okay, I'm a little bored, so I made a topic about the weirdest things you've said or yelled. It doesn't matter if it was on a game or in real life. However, whatever you've said must be FH-appropriate. That means no excessive cursing, or pretty much anything else you can't post on here. Anyways, here are mine.
"I really like Tony!"
"(My sister's name) pooped everywhere! RRRAAAAHHHH!"
"Lay off the port, beaver! Go get some coffee with cream or something, because I tell you, this is a magical place!"
"Good morning world and all those who inhabit it!"
"HAAAAM!"
"MICHAEL JACKSON."
"OI!"
"I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!"
I'm so weird. :P
I can't remember anything else, but it's your turn to share! =3

[Kyugima]

I'm Batman.

This does contain swearing, so I'll put in the unswearing version.

Mum: Oh poop
Sister: Did someone call my name?

And:

2nd sis: I'm eating chicken tubes.
mum: You're eating chicken poops?
Me: Mum, did you just say she's eating chicken boobs?

I don't know if that was is appropriate though... is boobs a bad word? Should I remove that last quote?

[wolfgirl56]

I don't really think boobs is a bad word or anything. But maybe just in case?

[Cherryheart]

"Why do you put in faces that have a space as a nose? It's like... voldemort emotes. : S"
that's pretty much the only weird thing I ever said xD

[SoulRevenge]

Well, I went to a public place in an Italy cosplay, went somewhere that everyone could see, and I sang dis in Japanese and English XDDD (My Japanese is sloppeh TTATT)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIfB1e_XioY
(If I ever go to Germany....I plan on singing this in German BI)

[Raz.]

...resisting attempt to link a certain thread in here...|D

[wolfgirl56]

A few minutes ago, this is what happened:
Me: (Sister's name) is naked.
10 seconds later...
-sister comes running into the room naked-

[Night_Fall]

"What the flip kip!"
"Holy Beluga whales!"

Mom: "Are you ready to go yet?!"
Me: "Yeah, I figured I would go to school naked today, just for fun." *Sarcasm*

Me: "These... These miniature trees taste bad."
Friend: "You mean broccoli?"

[heartsgirl99]

Here are some of the oddest things that I say:

"am I a mouse-brain?"
"no!!!! Live spottedleaf live!"
"Firestar....Firestar!!! You are way better than brambleclaw as leader! Please live!" *gives Firestar nine lives*
"oh starclan....."
"mapleshade.....you must DIE!"

[Karakuri]

"Don't say that to the girl you band camp!" (Messing with my friend's boyfriend)

"BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!" *while running down the sidewalk pointing* (Several times)'

"I'm going to miss you so much yesterday!" (Written in my friend's yearbook)