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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2012, 06:00:35 am »
Just chillin' in the last cave a while ago as my lioness, when I overhear these two:
Random wolf 1: oh weakling I can kill u
Random wolf 2: no I bet u cant
RW1: -pins down and rips out throat no miss-
RW2: -comes back to life and rips out heart no miss-
RW1: -rips off limbs slowly-
Shiloh(me): Umm, guys?
RW2: -turns at lion and scratches out eyes no miss- go away
Shiloh: Seriously?
RW1: -pins down and crushes spine no miss-
Shiloh: Ok, guys. Go back to insanely powerplaying each-other. It's fun to watch.
RW1: -rips off head no miss-
RW2: -eats carcass-
Shiloh: -walks away-
both wolves: hey ur dead we ate u
Shiloh: I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
They both attacked me repeatedly for the next while, until I finally blocked them both.

And then, the same day in ficho, I run into a group of fight wolves.
Fang fight wolf: go hunt son
Killer fight pup: ok daddy

Killer: -snaps lions spine no miss-
Shiloh: Again?
Killer: -rips off fur and uses as cushion-
Killer: -carries carcass back to dad-
Shiloh: Why must you torment me everywhere?
Fang: -eats lion and buries for later-
Shiloh: -facepalm-

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2012, 06:30:21 am »
Hmm... I don't really remember what happened (it was weeks ago), but a fox wandered into a Warriors gathering. A random kit (I think his name was Bluekit) mauled him XD T'was weird. Oddly enough, I was a wolf, sitting with the leaders, and no one cared about me.
I am a crazy weirdo, with waaaay too many FH characters and a love of being insane. If you see any mentions of the characters Ruins and Nightshadow, they are a few of my favorite spoof/spazzing/general randomness characters, and I generally use them or at least mention while spazzing about.
In short, I am a crazy maniac. Deal with it.

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2012, 03:15:48 pm »
xD

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2012, 08:22:31 pm »
I have a godmodding story... So, anyways, I was just cjilling in SKy's Rim, plaing on my Mitziru character, (I'm Flamestar in game, BTW), and this Smiledog char walks up to me.
 Smiledog: -growls-
Me: Um... hi?
Smiledog: -snarls and bites head, shaking violently-
Me: O_O
Smiledog: bites neck inecting venom-
Me: Ummm.... powerplaying...
Smiledog: -snarls and rips open from chin to tail tip, then rips out organs and gouges out eyes-
Me: Are you freaking kidding me?
Smiledog: HAHA!! The venom will prevent you from dying for three weeks, and you will suffer extreme amounts of pain with no end! HAHAHA!!!!
Me: You're crazy, man... and you're godmodding.
Smiledog: No, Smiledog has these powers))
Me: -_- No, he doesn't. He's just a haunted picture of a demon dog.
Smiledog: -snarls and bites left ear off-
Me: -kicks off and bites neck-
Smiledog: I can't die, I'm Smiledog.
Me: -_-
Smiledog: Plus, you are torn open and your guts are ripped out. You can't move.
Me: Healing Wind. -wind swirls around and she heals most of the way-
Smiledog: Ha! Your healing techniques can heal your wounds, but not the venom! The venom will make you suffer!
Me: You are crazy.
Smiledog: Whatevs. Anyway, there is only ONE cure, and only me and one other person know it.
Me: Wait a minute... Decus? (I was staring at his username, and it was: DecusVanguard, a guy I already knew.)
Smiledog: You have three weeks to find the cure before you die a slow and painful death.
Me: -_- And what's the cure, then?
Smiledog: Only one other person knows.
Me: And who might that be?
Smiledog: Yuan Ka-fai. Now, DIE IN PAIN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -Rips head off but she is still alive cuz of venom-
Me: Lolwhat? Godmodder. -Scratches with claws-
Smiledog: You have no head, therefore, you cant move. U are a godmodder.
Me: Oh, so IM the godmodder?!
Smiledog: Yes.
Me: -_- You really are an idiot, just like Rata says. -Le block-

So that is what happened.
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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2012, 09:53:46 pm »
GDW Godmodding ..
Me: Man ... i'm bored -le runs around-
Tesshin: Look Fella's theres a IDIOT in our terrirory and we can't allow it ! ATTACK! -Bites Kairi Head And make she fall no miss-
Me: '-' Do I know you?
Tesshin: Silence! -uses ninja special moves and rips off she's left leg-
Me:Ok Will play in your own game so... -She uses Dark Bringing and Bring to the earth a cerberus-
Me: Cerberus use infernal heal! -Cerberus Heals Kairi-
Tesshin: You can't heal like that ! That's not fair! -Bite neck broking it no miss-
Me: > :D TOO LATE ! Cerberus Attack! (LOLOLOL)
Tesshin:Your Already Dead ! -Kill Cerberus with a ninja scythe-
Me: Ninja Scythe? hahahahaha Your kidding right -heals again-
Tesshin: So your immortal? Dark Bringer Kairi...
Me: It only depends ... Your a Dog and you can't go to people trying to kill them like that !
Tesshin:You did make me fell embaressed in front of my herd! LEAVE!
Me:... :| I did not make you embarassed .. you just do it by yourself :|

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2012, 02:16:46 am »
lol its people like that who shame all sane members of ANY fandom.

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2012, 04:38:40 am »
Joking around with friends today, and came and nommed on this random guy's tail.
Shiloh (me): Omnomnom pomegranate!
Random guy: HEY GO AWAY TRESSPASSER
Shiloh: But it's so full of pomegranate goodness!
Random guy: -throws down off cliff and crushes skull nomiss-
Shiloh: Sheesh, what's up with these powerplayers lately?
Random guy: -tears out windpipe and cuts open chest nomiss-
Random guy: -swallows heart and eats lioness-
Shiloh:...excuse me?
Random guy: hey ur dead
Shiloh: No. Just no.

Poor, poor Shiloh.

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2012, 07:47:08 am »
I once came across a rather nasty group trying to claim the whole stepping stone thing in Fluorite(not just the cave, the whole thing!). They even went to the extreme lengths of trying to kill a lioness and her cub by pushing them off D: after the lioness tried to protest, one of the wolves said "we killed u and ur poor cub UR DEAD NOW SO U HAVE TO LEAVE". Ugh, they couldn't even spell it right...

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2012, 08:33:03 pm »
What these powerplayers don't realize is that most FH users don't want to die. You can't just kill people on FH. but the powerplayers, with their: "rip u opn no mis ets gut" try to kill people anyway. I mean, what are they thinking? Don't they understand that the same way they don't want to die, others don't want to die as well? Do they seriously expect us to just lie on the floor while they eat our guts, then log off and delete our characters?! Just because of a few misspelt, illiterate, lines of text?!?! No! ...

Well, I guess we'll just never understand them...

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Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2012, 01:30:11 am »
^ THIS