Just Yesterday this has got to be the most epic face palm RP of all time:
Yesterday I was just passing through the infamous Bonfire when this injured kitten caught my attention up on the hill. I decided to stick around and watch the RP unfold so I sat behind a rock and boy I don't regret a moment of it lol. This is the best I can remember the rp...
I will substitute some of the names because I don't remember all of the exact names:
InjuredKit: -yowls in pain on the group blood spilling from her nose-
InjuredKit's Mom: -Comes running to check on her daughter and starts licking wounds-
(apparently the kit was kicked in the head by a horse)
WhiteMare: Get out now! You're in our territory -Rears up and smashes her hooves down-
Kit'sMom: -Hisses and growls at the mare- Touch my daughter and I will kill you
WhiteMare: -laughs demonically as eyes glow red and mane catches on fire- Oh really?
InjuredKit: -Coughs up more blood- MOM! NOOOO!
Kit'sMom: -Leaps up and scratches out the mare's eyes-
WhiteMare: STOP STUPID GOD MODDER! OMG
(all the mares friends run in and start yelling at the cat that she's a god modder so now is when things get ugly)
BlackStallion: -Grabs the injured kit and throws it into the wall-
Kit'sMom: -Jumps into the air on to the stallion's neck and bites ripping out his throat-
WhiteMare: -kicks cat in the head shattering her skull-
Filly: -Bites the cats head and crushes making its guts come out its head-
Kit'sMom: -Blood gushing everywhere jumps up again sticking her claws into the filly's eyes. Eyes pop out-
Filly: -Whines and falls over-
WhiteMare: You can't kill my baby! Die stupid cat! You're already dead! -Stomps on the cats head until brains come out everywhere-
InjuredKit: -Runs and bites off the mare's head- You can't kill my mom!
(yes a kitten just bit off a horses head... but wait things get even more juicy)
Out of no where a random wolf comes in?....
Wolf: -While the others fight starts to eat the injured filly-
Filly: MOMMY HELP!!! Wolf is trying to kills me!
Wolf: Shut up -Rips the filly's throat out-
WhiteMare: -Runs at the wolf and kicks throwing him off the filly over the cliff-(Let me remind you she doesnt have a head anymore)
BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
Kit'sMom: -relives and gets up and attacks the mare while she is facing wolf-
WhiteMare: -Kicks hooves into cat's head again making the head split it two-
Wolf: Jumps -on top of stallion and rips out his throat-
Kit'sMom: -Stabs claws into mare's belly and slices all across until insides pour out-
WhiteMare: -Falls to the ground dead on top of wolf killing it-
Wolf: -Gets crushed and lungs explode-
(At this point idk what happened to the BlackStallion)
InjuredKit: -runs to mom crying-
Kit's Mom: -Falls over bleeding to death- I save you baby now run I am dying
InjuredKit: Mom T_T Don't die
(dramatic death scene between the two cats and as this happens the group that RP's the lion king comes over and starts RP eating the dead horse and wolf)
....wtf
