???So this day i was swiming with my char Dragonite,after annoying some TLK characters by standing in front of them(I can fly)In the cape on Cape to distant worlds.Then this TLK character starts coming close and says:
-I will avenge my family!
me-Wha?..
TLK GUY-You disrespected me.Now you die.
me-When Cavaco gives out money!(portuguese political joke)
TLK-breaks skull no miss
me(my pal Charizard logged in)-Hey Char sup.
Charizard-Looking for you.What r u doin?
me-TLK guy faking being brave.
TLK GUY-Rips pff back and breaks windpipe
me-ya see?
Charizard-Did ya start annoying them again?
TLK GUY-Takes off heart and eats it hole
me-mmmmaybe
TLK GUY-Hey powerplayer ya cant talk
me-Yeah ya keep talking lad.
Charizard-When does him stop?I wanted to meet ya in hanging islands.
me-Well ya better wait sitting(portuguese expression).TLK guys normally take a lot.
TLK GUY-Stop you meanie!WHY U IGNORING MEEE!(smthing like that)
me-So did they attacked you again?In bonfire?
TLK GUY-Im gonna kill ya pal too!
Charizard-Of course.Look,ya should just walk away,meet ya at the bar.(hanging islands)
me.-K.Meet ya there.
TLK GUY-Stop!There is no bar!Ya cant walk !I killed yo\
I just quit.Then me and my pal meet each other in hanging islands and chat all day about that guy.I was like
when that guy started...