-throws a grenade at River and walks away whistling innocently-
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So it was YOU who did it! -devil grin-
*Before bomb explodes, throws it into air and hides behind a bush, fails to get away fast enough and explodes while little pieces of Lord Suragaha's cake shoot out of my tum-tum...* "Goodbye my beautiful cake-pieces!"
*Hands a strawberry grenade to Lord Suragaha* Did you miss your cake??

muahahaha