Once I was more or less highly addicted to Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace".
Being as arrogant and foolish as I was- I read it during class, and was forced to wait until the end of the day to retrieve it.
When the time finnaly did come to get it back though- let's say I basicly jumped out of my chair, tripped, and face-planted into the garbage can (Which was fourtantly full of my tests that I didn't want instead of the Teacher's lunch.)
Everyone praticly started laughing their faces off after that~ o3o
Another thing that happened was when I once wore this simply immense jacket to school- it was a sort of turtle-neck jacket sort of thing, and if I ducked down and zippered it the whole way up I'd look like the headless horseless man or something of the sort.
Anyways- I had a trusted friend direct me around after that. . unfourtantly she seemed to be feeling rather naughty that day- and so at Recess I ended up face-planting on the little kid's playground, and at one point accidentally wondering in the Girl's Bathroom.
I can only imagine how funny watching those things happen from a distance would be~!