You're Banned! (Game)

[WolfQueen]

I ban you for having a low post count.

[wolfsquad]

I ban you for having a high post count.

[Jango_Fett]

banned because im tired and in i want coffee

[wolfsquad]

I ban you because I no longer have coffee. ;-;

[Neowulf]

I ban you because it's like five AM over here.

[Jango_Fett]

Banned because I have coffee and in a half hour I need to head over to my Church to help out with food.

Or something.
Honestly I have no idea I was the only one who said yes and all they said that I understood was 'Food. Help. Counter. Eight AM.'

[Neowulf]

You're banned because all I have to say to that is "oh."

[wolfsquad]

I ban you because I shook my Pepsi accidentally and forgot about it and just opened it. ;-;

[Jango_Fett]

banned because that sounds both surprising and possibly irritating
do you want a paper towel

[wolfsquad]

I ban you because it was all 3: Funny, irritating and surprising.
(I used my shirt to wipe my hand off since it only got on my hands. I'll dry later..)