Years (days) ago...
I was roleplaying very literately in my roleplay's map. I was roleplaying a get-together of two good guys and my bad guy (girl). I had my dragon swoop down and say:
NOTE: THIS IS NOT COMPLETELY ACCURATE. I WILL SUBSTITUTE SOME DETAILS.
<Me> "Well, hello," she growled, landing on the muddy earth. She faced her enemy. "You going to try to take my other eye? You'll die trying." Her tail lashed.
<Good Guy 1> The dragoness raised her head and blinked slowly, staring at the black, crusted dent where Redwing's eye used to be. [Redwing is me, btw] "If you leave and stop terrorizing the dragons that peacefully live here," she said calmly, "I'll let you live."
<Me> "Let /me/ live?" Redwing snarled with a mad cackle, "What a bluff. You could never even touch me. You were lucky that time." She narrowed her only eye, shimmering with rage.
<MountainDragonM> He growled at the talking dragons and stretched out a claw. Lava blasted from the volcano, rumbling the earth. He roared, "Come! Come!"
<Good Guy 2> "[insertnamehere], I think we should leave..." Zira [I think >.<] said tentatively. Maybe this "Redwing" was right...they were much smaller than her.
<Me> "Listen to your little friend," Redwing spat, glaring at the strange, two-headed dragon. She turned her ferocious gaze back on to [insertnamehere]
<MountainDragonM> GUYS ITS A VOLCANO u feel the ground shaking >:I))
<Me> How did you even make a volcano explode, anyway? o.O))
<MountainDragonM> I'm a mountain dragon. it said it in my description))
<Good Guy 2> Yea, but that doesn't mean you can make a volcano erupt))
<MountainDragonM> "Are these dragons deaf?!" he thoguht with fury the mountain completely exploded, covering the green land with black ash. "Try to displease me again, dragons," he roared, "And you'll taste fire too!" *blocks us*
<Me> -_- nice guy))
Lol it was hilarious.