Agreeing with Silhouette again. This thread, in no way, needs to be locked. There's no fighting going on here, and despite what some might think, we're not bashing other players. We're expressing our distaste for a style of roleplay which we all dislike, as well as the distaste of the attitude many wolfspeakers have towards those of us who post in roleplays the way we've been posting in this thread. As if normal words were bad.
And Nym, I agree with you, as well. You can be perfectly literate and type in short posts. Heck, that was how I started (waaaaay back on AOL3.0 XD). My posts were little things like "pads in" or "looks around" and whatnot. Now I'm a paragraph roleplayer. :3 I love giving narration to my posts as opposed to just posting the basics. Not that I don't revert if I'm joining a group temporarily, but I certainly agree that people should get behind the idea that "literate" does not mean "post a paragraph."