Ah, the mate beggars. They're so annoying, but in an endearing way. I had a hilarious experience this morning.
So it all started when I whispered my friend, asking if she wanted to be "undercover noob" with me. She said yes, and we went to BI to mate. So we used bad grammar, chat speak, etc. Then I ditched her and went to find someone else. I was all like, kira I hate u. u r a bad m8. -kills kira and rips out throat- We started laughing so hard.... So then I asked her, "Hey, wanna make a mate center and make drama? So I did. It was hilarious.
MATE CENTERF (me): ALL WOLVES/LIONS COME TO THE CENTER OF THE ISLAND!
mistur srs [username contained for privacy] has arrived.
mistur srs: hey babe want 2 b my waif
MATE CENTERF: No, sorry, I'm not currently looking for a mate.
mistur srs: But we cud b happy!
Me: Sorry, but no. I help people get mates. You can stay here and look for one.
mistur srs: -Buttswings in my direction- ur pretty.
Me: Please leave, Mister.
mistur: its mistur! not Mister. y u so mean!
By then my friend and I were cracking up.
Me: -pretends to block mistur-
mistur actually thought I was blocking him.
mistur: OH MY LORD. I NEED TO LAY DOWN
Me: -carries on laughing-
mistur: JUST.... I JUST....
It was so funny.