Pff... just say you're 13 and Proboards'll let you in... then, once on the actual site, you can tell people your actual age. Derp.
Yeah. Then you can tell them you're the evil squid lord that is gonna take over the world and will enslave every--HEY! SKY! DID YOU TAKE OVER MY POSTS!? Um...NO! Then what are you doing?! UH...JASON HIDE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, sorry 'bout that. So, yeah, maybe. I need to keep Sky and Pewds and Ty and Grumpy away from your chocolate. Sky: Oh look free chocolate! SKY DON'T EAT THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please spare him! He's too cool to kill! Yeah, please don't kill me either. Or anyone.
-Stargate