Author Topic: Slap Your Keyboard :D (Read 521342 times)

ShadowFang1355 · « **Reply #2460 on:** September 22, 2016, 09:06:33 pm »

njkthn

Nick Junior kicks tiny hippos, Nate!

poor tiny hippos

Aclediptus · « **Reply #2461 on:** September 23, 2016, 10:15:23 am »

Nick Junior kicks tiny hippos, Nate!

Sounds like one those old children's story books

iyagd

I yelled at gorgeous doves

They're too gorgeous

konjac · « **Reply #2462 on:** September 23, 2016, 06:30:24 pm »

drfgkn
dragons roar, frogs groan, kangaroos nuzzle

That made enough sense

Aclediptus · « **Reply #2463 on:** September 24, 2016, 01:50:56 am »

iah

Impossibly attractive hands

Such as mine

Senrova · « **Reply #2464 on:** September 24, 2016, 05:16:25 pm »

jnli

Jogging nags licking igloos.

This is probably why teenagers hate exercise (PE to be specific).

ShadowFang1355 · « **Reply #2465 on:** September 24, 2016, 07:00:14 pm »

gyufbev

"Guys, you united flaming burritos," echoed violently.

Don't unite flaming burritos, ok?

Aclediptus · « **Reply #2466 on:** September 25, 2016, 03:29:47 am »

aisu

Are Isopods slapping us?

Yes they are

CosmoFursi · « **Reply #2467 on:** September 25, 2016, 03:31:10 am »

drxg

do red xylophones gurgle?

i mean well

ShadowFang1355 · « **Reply #2468 on:** September 25, 2016, 03:55:24 am »

chebchdb

Cats hate everything because cats hate dogs' barking.

Not the best explanation about why cats hate stuff, but ok.

yourlocalcrow · « **Reply #2469 on:** September 25, 2016, 04:24:27 am »

asefob = A sassy elephant farted on Bob.

R00D

Feral Heart