Slap Your Keyboard :D

[A.P.S.]

*Hits keyboard. Nothing happens.*

Attempt 2:

cvhg

Can violins help gardens?

SAVE THE GARDENS!

[Rodneythefetch]

ibvfitwmhsfiue

Imagine birds very fly in thunderstorms. Where's my hoffmann's sloths? FREE IPAD UKULELES EMUS!

I had no idea what to put for each letter, so this result is very weird. xD

[A.P.S.]

nbjm

No beans jumping menacingly.

[DaDarkWolfie]

kdgj

kangaroos dig green jeans

Seems to make sense... I guess :T

[A.P.S.]

vghjbkj

Veggies guard hated Jelly Beans Kakapo's jail.

[Rodneythefetch]

bhgrojnaobihfeaih


Bear hates green rhinos or jackals, no alligator onions. Bending into hole found eternal alpacas iPods hover.

Im bad at this. xD

[ShadowFang1355]

khbdvg

Kangaroos hate Bob, do vegetables guard?

Bob, kangaroos can easily destroy your veggie guards.

[Michen_S]

x,xmksd

Xenos, xylophones met keen sinister dragons.

Now that's a weird explanation to give to a store. Plus Xenos doesn't even have xylophones.

[ShadowFang1355]

hgmvhr

Hug giant moths, violently hug rugs.

[A.P.S.]

uhygi

Underworld hates your good intentions.

That actually kinda made sense.

*Scared bird by loud slapping on keyboard.*