Stuff you've heard while lying around in a map.

[Rev Guardian]

I was in the plains sitting on a rock and somebody was chasing someone else yelling "Gimmie back my flying waffle." Not really that funny but it made me smile. 

[unnbrellas]

I like to go to bonfire listen to TLK roleplays. That stuff was getting out of hand. Somone wanted to kill there mother, multiple people were having affairs, there was alot of people planning murders, and once they were al freaking out because like 15 cubs were running around. This is over a period of time, not all at once though. I wouldn't think it was so weird but i mean these are LION KING a movie made for kids and there over their haveing affairs.

[negativePolaroid]

Lol...

     Once, I was sitting alone at the N/Z, and some people were advertising for a RP. Nothing abnormal, right? Wrong.
     It was a tree RP. Yeah, we've all seen them. But there's more.
     On top of the fact that it was a tree RP, they said "Males only" and everyone started freaking out over why trees should have genders. Then they went into this big tree research topic and such and out of nowhere, somebody yells out "TURTLES LIKE CHEEZE" and everybody flipped out laughing, then there was an awkward silence.

            Weirdest day of my life if I say so myself.

[unnbrellas]

Lol you have managed to kill me with that post ratattack!

[negativePolaroid]

Lol you have managed to kill me with that post ratattack!

So I have.

[Blueyi]

I was just laying and I saw this:
Person 1: Wait, you said making love to a tree?
Person 2: Lolno, my fingers are wrong. I said I have to brb, need to pee.
Person 3: Wait what? That rhymes.
Person 2: On the way here I saw a sparklefreakingdog.
Person 1: Did it give you cancer?
Person 2: No, just eye-burning sensations.
Person 3: That happened to me, except I saw my mom banging my dog. I don't understand.
Person 1: Let's play spin the bottle ewe I am the bottle.
Person 3: I'd rather go bang my dog too.
Person 2: That's not a bad idea. Brb.
Person 1: LOLNOWAY
Person 3: .-. Who else sees the blue cat? HAHA SPARKLECAT TURTLE.
Then I left because they saw me. I did encounter some more weird conversations, too. Like this one.
STORY: I was running in SP and I stopped, hearing this:
GREEN - Person 1.     PURPLE - Person 2.
Person 1: I think I am horny.
Person 2: K, I think I can get batman to twerk for you.
Person 1: AWESOME =W=
Then I left, again..

[SpringLeaf]

whispering a friend, asking him to come to SR, and I accidentaly forgot to switch into Local. I said Hello, everyone. Ryan, stop that nonsense! It was so funny. My friend started cracking up and I did it again and I was all like, Hey, anyone there? Sparkledog, stop yo jumping! That's a crime, jumping on a dragoness! It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and done....

[Kitscourge]

I'm guilty of the crime I'm explaining. xD In Cape I was on my Phantom OTO (of the opera) char and someone named Doctor and Sir Puptard dragged me in a box full of marshmallows and "Smokey Bumcheeks." Hmm yes, I was one of the people yelling about that and goofing off.We ended up with a cuddle pile of about 7 people. I only know 2 of those people now! xD Needless to say the chatbox was spammed full of tons of jibber-jabber about marshmallows,the tardis, and Smokey Bumcheeks everywhere.Good times... ~Erik

[Riku21]

I have Three.
1.I was sitting at stone bridge chatting with one of my IRL pals abd then randomly a female comes over and Yells at him:"You cheating on me?! You ghost*******!" then she ran away. Nor me nor my buddy knew that person then there was an awkvard silence in like 15 min. (I dont know if that Counts as funny?)

2.I was in a Rp and because many peapole mistake my main character Dex for a male,Some random female came over and said: "Make sweet sweet love to me!" And i just could answer: "I dont think thats possible.." "Yes it is now **** me!" And i just replied: "You know im a female right?" And then she left the Rp and poofed.

3.I was chatting with my Swedish friend in local near some german peapole, And they came over and wanted us to join their Rp.So we kept on talking Swedish in Group and they were just like: Yeah ofcourse their german!

I dont know if any of you guys think this is funny. And if you think im using some unsuiting language here then im really sorry for that.

[Blackeme99]

I'm not sure if this belongs, But:

I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.



That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.