i allways where afraid for mosquitoes!
so when i was 7, 2 mosquitoes where flying above my head and i was in my bed so i hidded myself under the blankets so i called my mom but she didn't hear me but i got paranoid so i started crying and screamd harder: MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! but i was very tired so a fell asleep but somebody woke me up and who do you think it was?... well? it were the cops! the neightbor thought my dad was trying to kill me!
so my mom and dad were explaning what happend but they didn't know i screamed cause of an mosquito! so i lied cause:
1. the whole neightborhood was outside waiting for an anwser
2. you try to tell to the cops that you screamed like you were killed cause of a mosquito
3. my mom and dad would be so mad on me
so i told that i had an bad dream and i were eaten by an dragon
when an half year was past... i dared to tell my mom the truth, and she was like: daddy and i are really thinking of that opsion but you said dream so we believed.
*faceplam*
and when i think about it these days im like *faceplam on pile of poo*