The Last Post Wins!

[IcyFrost]

~No comment~

[AlphaEclipse]

Uh... -can't read Japanese-

[Thierry]

me neighter

[IcyFrost]

~Pets face~ Shhhh....  We're all friends here...

[wolfsquad]

[IcyFrost]

  That sounds like a song a friend of mine would sing... She always wants different foods.... I.. Just... ~Clapclapclapclapclap~

[wolfsquad]

Naw, Naw google! Go ahead, advertise random stuff that I can't understand because I'm not fluent in Japanese at all yet.
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The basic moral story is that:
The devil made a deal with Banika Conchita (The lady). She has to eat EVERYTHING in the world, and if she doesn't: Her punishment will be death. So, she obeys the deal and commands all her cooks and servants to serve her well. They do as wished, to ease their mistress. Later, every food in the world has been devoured by Banika Conchita and now the only food left on earth: Humans and Animals. She remembers the deal, and forces herself to start eating animals. Later, she then forces herself to eat other humans (CANNIBLEISM! HOW DARE HER). After every food, animal, and human has been devoured: she realizes there is one thing left she hasn't eaten yet..

HER FRIKKIN' SELF.
She then devours body parts that belong to herself and eventually: is gone.
And as she said "No-one will know how delicious I am to taste!" she finds herself pretty delicious. o-o
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If SHE ate every HUMAN, and she is HUMAN too, then uhm. What about the MALES. Banika Conchita IS FEMALE. And, MALE bodies were made differently than FEMALES.
*Cough* It'sHowReproductionIsMade. *Cough*

[IcyFrost]

~Crawls away to hide in the trashcan~ Shhhh... I'm invisible... The lady can't eat me if I'm in here.....

[wolfsquad]

*Crawls into trashcan with you* I don't want her to nibble mah jiblets (body: arms, legs, head, eyes, nose, mouth, teeth, toes, fingers) off. ;-; // She is searching for us. D:

[IcyFrost]

Merp :3 Whalecume to da trashcan ouo ~Shifty eyes~

(Wait, if the crazy lady had to eat EVERYTHING, how come she didn't eat the earth? Or the trashcan....?)