The Last Post Wins!

[Neowulf]

*Eats your face, becomes the troll, eats the doritoes, and runs away*
1 AM N0W THE TR0LL

[greenart6]

*Revives and punches stomach, makes the Doritos come out, laughs*

[Neowulf]

*Eats dorito vomit* N0. 1 AM THE TR0LL.

[greenart6]

DON'T MAKE ME GET BETSY #7 *Kills*

[Neowulf]

*Turns into a massive Numbat with a bunch of cubes on wheels and attacks*
1 AM THE TR0LL NUMBAT

[greenart6]

*Absorbs Betsy #7 powers and becomes giant robotic chicken god with lasers for eye* YOU'LL PAY FOR EATING THOSE DORITOS

[Neowulf]

CH1LL DUDE
HAVE S0ME M0RE D0R1T0S *Gives "GIANT PARTY-SIZE BAG FOR GIANTS" to* *Turns around and stuffs face with own bag of massive doritos*

[greenart6]

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH *Burns with laser eyes and steals Doritos* *Becomes the Doritos Chicken God*

[Neowulf]

BUT
1T WAS MY PEACE G1FT
*Uses massive numbat tongue to lick your face, then gives 5 massive boxes full of 5 "GIANT-SIZE PARTY BAG FOR GIANTS" bags per box*

[greenart6]

k *Steals all the Doritos from the world and takes the boxes*