Cheese is Cheese. Cheese cannot not be Cheese. Cheese Cheeses. Comedians are funny, but cheese is cheese. Sometimes cheese involves potatoes. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes there is a box. Maybe a spoon. Sometimes there is laughter. Sometimes it makes a little sense. Cheese remains.
Do not assume that cheese is like "science" or "god". That's merely stuff. Cheese can be suddenly found to not be funny. Who cares. Even when it isn't funny, if you open your heart and choose to CHEESE (the verb, not the noun), then it doesn't matter. If you cheese, then you know cheese. If you know cheese, then you can cheese. Amen.
I have cheese in my belly.
to top it all off...
CHEEESE!