Guess who is back to write another ridiculously long and random paragraph.
Hi, I'm Brittany. Most ppl call me Britt. But chu can call me watever cuz I go by all different sorts of names like Possum, Butters, Britt Britt, BB ((I dun really like this becoz it reminds me of BB's like a gun. I'm way dangerouser than a BB gun.)), Beast ((This is what the boys track team called me when I ran the mile and mile relay in track. Lol, I won 1st place all of them.)), and plenty more. And naow, this boi is sayin ireland rules on my facebook profile page. Me and him r good frands and we both got red hair and green eyes. That explains alot, but I'm not a leprechaun. I'm 5'6" for heaven's sake. Far from being short. I lovers wolves. Wolves iz my favoritest animals evar. I want a horse. I'm watchin a movie. The car that has no driver runs over ppl. Who wants to be my cyber buddy? I need a RPG. I could blow the car up. Me and my brother was fighting yesterday, and he hurt my eye. But I punched his nose and made it bloody. Lol, we ok, but he's gotta learn not to holler and me and slap me around and junk. I get mad. But now, I'm sad. Very sad. Cuz when I got up this morning, I went outside and found that my dog had caught a chipmunk. I whooped my dog and snuck the chipmunk in the house. My mama didn't know, my snitchy brother found out and wouldn't shut up. So mama found out, but after pleading, me and my sister got huckleberries and acorns for it to eat. And I got pine straw for it to lay on. After breakfast, I went and sit down in the bathroom floor with it, and it died. Poor Chip died. D: I am so sad. And I buried him in the woods, under a huckleberry tree. Or bush. Whatever huckleberries grow on. Oh em gee, I was runnin through the woods the other day with my dog, and I found a berry bush. I looked like a blueberry, and the inside of it looked like a blueberry. So I ate it, and at first, it even tasted like a blueberry. But it wadnt a blueberry. I spit it out, and it felt like needles were stickin in my tongue. I was like. MAMA!!!! And i run to the burn pit where mama was. I said. "Mama, mama! I thought I eat a blueberry, but it wadn't a blueberry. My tongue hurts!" I have learned not too put unknown berries in my mouth unless they are huckleberries. They are the best. I'm hungry. I want some blueberries naow! Grr, stupid flies. They are there one minute, then when you get a fly swatter, they magically disappear. If you read this entire thing, put a * in your post. Lol, yall prolly won't read this. I just get so bored. I found a aussie-border collie mix for free, and mama wont let me have it. I'm mad, but still sad. Poor Chip. He had a family! D: Enyways, I guess Ima end this post. It aint as ridiculously long as last time, but who cares. I don't!
