http://youtu.be/vLaspxEUKEIBWAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
me: I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION I AM FARTING OUT RAINBOWS RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP ME
ajhq: hhhhhhahahah..are your parents available for me to speak with?
me: WELL, MY PARENTS ARE IN NARNIA RIGHT NOW..AAAAAND I'M UP IN THE SKY
IF YOU NEED ME, I WILL BE ON THE MOON FARTING OUT RAINBOWS:)
MEET ME IN NARNIA!!
*hangs up*