A lion meets a wolf in Feral Heart. The lion turned to the wolf and said; Do you need to pee? The wolf turned, surprised and questioned; "No.. Why ask?" The Lion replied "Because I have feeling I have to" "Oh, okay." they replied.
The two then went silent before the wolf uttered; PANCAKES! *the wolf smiles happily*. Than the lion and wolf pee. *After they use the restroom, the lion walks up to the wolf and slaps him with a fish* ''Go do the dish you dry fish!'' He says. The Wolf Replies, "I have a RPG!" And Pulls out a massive, And I mean Massive!, RPG!
Then the lion says "I r rpg meet my rpgness". a flock of birds fly over them and poop on them. the wolf gasps and tells them to chicken butt.
the lion shakes his head, splattering bird poop on the wolf. The wolf shakes his pelt making poo fly everywhere then the lion gets dirty again. They both lick themselves clean, then the lion says, " Tag! im gonna get u! " and runs off.
the wolf runs after and trips on a rock." OWWWWW!"he gets up and keeps running. Then the lion screamed: Chicken butt!
Eh? Chicken? Where? *The wolf replies with his tummy rumbling.*
The lion laughed, and quickly replied, "its over there, behind that tree!" The Wolf turned and walked that way while the lion grinned evily.
The lion then threw a water balloon at him. Then the wolf got really mad and screamed, HEY! the lion felt bad and gave it 300 dead chickens.
Then the wolf slapped the lion with all 300 chickens. the lion cried and ran home. The wolf followed the lion home all stalkerish. The lion shut the blind folds of his window and turned on Oprah.
( o_o) um.. they made cat dog puppies? The puppies all ran off, and when they came back, they attacked the lion and wolf. The cat-dog babehs got told that they were adopted mid-attack.
the puppeis all go. they make more. (Well, this story got changed o-o) *The lion and the wolf look at the puppies and smile softly* The wolf quickly says, "there beautiful." The lion says, "Their ugly >:I" [Weirdest story ever. x3] The puppies all whine at the lion saying they're ugly.
The wolf says, "now now, children." and licks them all until they fall into a deep sleep. But one wakes up and realizes that he is really a lion furry and runs away to anthrocon where He meets a wolf pup. and they do it and make more wolf pups. XDDDDDDDDDDDD Then the world is overpopulated with wolf/lion hybrids!
and then ravens appear out of knowwhere and says "IM A HOTDOG!" then all the " world over populateing" wolf/lion puppies try to eat the ravens.
the wolf and cub die from the ravens awesome powers. The wolf and lion make more puppies, and go out for icecream. The lion gets a mouse-tail cone, and the wolf gets a cookie dough icecream which squeeks " I hope you enjoy me!" as Captain Falcon jumps out of the icecream and shouts "ENJOY THIS!" as he falconpunches the wolf who Self destructs and is reincarnated as a piece of cheese.
The lion switches over to a pretty lioness. But Scout was stalking her!" HAVE A TASTE OF POO POWER!'' he said. and The lion and lioness attacked Scout. But then the cheese saved Scout. But then Scout looked at the cheese with an evil hungry look and ate it. Then a slice of american cheese turned into a new cheese! Scout looked at the "New Cheese" and licked his lips. Cheese ran and hid in a tree. Then Scout screamed with horror at the walking cheese.
the walking cheese got its army of walking cheeses and they took over the world! but not if the giant tortilla could help it!!!! the giant tortilla got another army and went to mcdonalds for brunch, then continued to fight the cheese army, with musterd blasters! but then the wolf had to pee again! so with Scout they chased Heavy everywhere.
Heavy was so slow that he was cornered in a giant lightbulb by a walrus that did the chicken dance! but since walruses only can do the tango, he hired a culvert to do it for him. The lion and wolf went walking again and met an evil red eyed white wolf with tiger stripes and said Hai der mister! Wuz up? the lion replied with a swift kick to the nuts of the evil wolf and the wolf sad to the evil red-eyed wolf, "not much". and then the red-eyed wolf slapped the lion with chicken legs! the lion gasped and dunked the chicken legs in pillow sauce and ate then in one gulp. The red-eyed wolf looked at the lion covered in pillow sauce and said "well would you like some stamps with that?" and the wolf goes, " I have a stamp collection!" the lion gasped and said,
"i like sleeping bags too!!!
man, this sure is turning into a weird story... the green is mine!
