*Teleports you to the 14th dimension full of pitch black coal.* There.
Help! I'm trapped in a bag of puffcorn! (For those who don't know, puffcorn is basically softer, generally better tasting popcorn, usually eaten when someone has braces. I think it's better than normal popcorn most of the time, but this is just my opinion. As the name hints, it's puffier.)