Most Pathetic Posts

[warroiranimals]

....Wow. x'DDD

[whitewolf223]

A new person that joined the role play my pack is in (He is a wolf) just did this when he saw me and seven other coyoties.    Wolf: Kills all the foxes by breaking all their spines with one bite each.  Needless to say, I abruptly kicked them out, as well as getting everyone to download a newly uploaded map so they couldn't see us.

[shayy]

<Feline f Wolf> does this character look pretty or ugly?

(My friend)<Vivian>...Looks PRETTY UGLY to me. -ding-

<Feline f Wolf> ok thanks bye -runs into bonfire portal-


....My only concern with this was that there was a wolf named "Feline" lol.

I saw it... I was gonna say something, but...

[Smilodoncat]

I have a whole blog just for these sorts of things. So I did some digging around on the blog and found this gem:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/36a4c73bb725d956f48d1b358edb8985/tumblr_mwhr4vPgOM1sey3kmo1_400.png

[Mewwn]

1.
Adderstrike(me): The tom twitched his tail slowly, trotting towards Dappleleaf. "Hey there!" He purred in greeting. *Insert Adder's thoughts on Dapple his wuvy dovey crush*
Melodykit(In general): She bared her teeth at the rogues, leaping at one. "Ypi're nothing but a dirty theif!" She spat, sinking her claws into his back. (Note she was at the gathering island..)

And this is me and a friend's chat about her:
"Melodykit. Seriously, what the heck? No kit can leave camp ALL THE WAY to the island. I know she made the map but still -_-"
*INsert chat heree*

And here's what response Blackstar(The leader) gets when she talks to Melodykit about it:
"Dont forget I made the map and gave you a privilege to use it. -_-"
Melodykit has left.


2.
Mooneh(My random OC): *Sitting peacfully on a rock*
Killer M Cub: eats heart of moon no miss you're dead now
Mooneh: ...? Excuse me?
Killer: your dead i eat your heart
Mooneh: Uhm. I don't think so.
Killer: lions eat wolfs for snacks
Mooneh: Is that so? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but that is false.
Killer: ieat wolfs
Mooneh: Intresting. So you hunt in your free time?
Killer: no i kill
Mooneh: Uhmh. Well, sorry but I'm just here to watch le movie clips.
Killer: andim here to eat wolfs. your dead kills no miss no nothing
Mooneh: Mhm. Cool. *Goes AFK*
*Comes back and sees Killer began ranting about how I was dead and ignoring him*

xD Thats gotta be the most amusing thing I've been in.

3. Dark F Stallion: *Stomps on cat*
Falconstar(me): ? Uh. Hi there.
Dark: *Stops cats brains out*
Falcon: That's kinda gross. I'm sorry, but I don't want to Roleplay with you, I am advertising.
Dark: your dead
Wolfheart: *Whisper* Block her...
Falcon: *Whisper* Is it just me or is that a female stallion? XD

And we continued to advertize. xDD

[Loumental]

The funniest things ever.

<Lou> Hello there ^w^
<f lion> grr bite tonge no mis
<Lou> u.u ...
<f lion> hisses rips out troat and kills no dodge
<Lou> I'm alive..
<f lion> u powerplayer im reporting u!!11!1!

Even the whole 'female lion' thing.. I don't get it. xD

[liontamer1]

Oh, I have another one.

Me: *Is sitting quietly as a wolf*
sally f lioness: rips throat out no miss
Me: I'm alive!
sally f lioness: ur dead u powerplry (Yes that is how she spelled it)
Me: You just ki- oh whatever *Poof*

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a lioness a name for a female lion? I also saw a "Blue f Queen"

....

[Loumental]

Haha Raid, I don't get why people are so silly.
It's terribly funny to watch though! Or experiences are very similar. :3

[liontamer1]

What I do not understand within FH is the basic lack attention to details. A lioness is a female lion, so you wouldn't have to put in an "f" in your name, right? Or how about a kitten taking on a fully grown wolf, or a fully fledged owl? That just doesn't happen now, does it?

I think Feral Heart's cartoonish style only adds to the unrealistic battles..

Any who, just to make sure this doesn't go WAY off topic, I'll post another story.

My friend and I were playing in Ascension Island as Sha's.

Me *In whisper*: Bootiful day. isn't it?
        *Random chat about the non changing weather*
SHA OF FEAR: FEAR OF THE DARKNESS FEAR OF THE DARKNESS
Me: o.O
SHA OF FEAR: FEAR OF THE DARKNESS FEAR OF THE DARKNESS

My friend and I ran up the steps, all the way to the top. The other Sha was following us, but we got away.

After a while, I decided to look for the Sha via F3. It was climbing up the steps... 

 

[DevXVI]

-hitz nu mis-