This is War

[Jackkdaw]

-Shoves muffin down Starry's throat, then pulls it out and takes off with it.-

o_o

[~Stargazer~]

*vomits on Jimmy*

*steals muffin while she's distracted*

 Thanks! :3

[Vespian]

-Hides in a low crouch up in a tree only to pounce and come crashing down on Starry.-
Hue, all of this over a muffin? Ehheh. How amusing.

[meeeea]

-does an assassin type kill from a bush, strangling Vespain with an evil cackle- I haz golden moofin naow, crabs. -grows angel wings and flies up into the sky with angelic music in the bg-

[~Stargazer~]

*shoots Rii down with a bow. She takes an arrow to the knee*

>:{D Hehehe

*scampers off with moofin* o3o

[Jackkdaw]

Freeze, suckka.
-Throws smoke bomb at Starry then dive tackles her and snatches le muffin-

-Ninja rolls out of the smoke and flees into the forest with muffing in hand-

[~Stargazer~]

*Jimmy tropes over ze trip wire in le woods*

*flees out of the woods and proposes to muffin*

For Narnia :3

[Jackkdaw]

Nuuu!!

-Sparta kicks Starry into a deep, deep hole and picks up the- her- fiance? o3o-

Ha ha, ze moofin iz mien nao. It doesn't love you no more.


-Marries muffin and skips off into the sunset with it- ouo

[crosscreature]

*Makes muffin cheat on JimMoriarty into a divorce.*

"This muffin never loved you!"

*Takes muffin and moves to an abandoned island off the coast of Cuba.*

[Jackkdaw]

Ohh the humanity!! D'X WHYY!!

-Follows Albino to Cuba and rigs island with C4-

TAKE THIS YOU NO GOOD, CHEATIN', BUTTHEAD.

-Gets a good distance away from island on a boat and detonates C4, blowing up le island-
-Catches muffin after explosion, and drowns it for revenge.-

No one cheats on Jimmeh. D:<