Weirdest/Scariest/Strangest Thoughts

[meeeea]

When driving or in a car, my mind turns of briefly- thus making me want to open the door while driving really fast on the road. I just look at door knob and my mind will be like..

"Cooome oon Skyeeee, I knooow you wannaaa'."

Then my mind starts working again.

[SteampunkWolfdog]

Yay I'm not the only person here who gets random psycho murderous thoughts! xD

[magicfairy]

One day I thought a deadly pig was wandering in my house. But it was my silly imagination. XD

[Jackkdaw]

"I bet human flesh tastes like ham."

"I could totally kill him and make it look like an accident."

"I wonder what it would be like to be a lamp..."

"Do guys with beards ever let birds live in there?"

"I want his skull."

"I want to touch his cheek bones."

"I'm gonna rip out your vocal chords and choke you with them."

Brain: "Pants are for the weak, brah."
Me:  -Walks around house pantless-

"Choke her. Choke her. Choke her. No one will ever know."

Brain: "Hey brah, you should eat that weird thing you found under the couch yesterday."  
Me: "Okay, brain, you never steer me wrong!" -Eats weird thing under couch-

"I should have eaten my little brother alive when he was small and vulnerable. Would've saved so much trouble now."

Me: -Looks at Christmas tree-
Brain: "Burrrnnnn iiittttt."

Me: -Sits at bonfire in dad's backyard to roast marshmallows-
Step-brother: -Throws some old boxes in fire, thus making the flames grow huge-
Brain: "Sacrifice him to the  Dark Lord. Sacrifice. Sacrifice."


o3o

[OreoHeroz]

lul Jim

- "I wonder what other humans' blood tastes like." *glances at classmates*

- "Hmm. My friend gave me a gift. I wonder if there is a tracking device on it, or maybe something that records talking, or even a tiny camera on it..."

- "I wonder what the fish and creatures of the ocean think of the waste we give them."

- "I wonder if women could grow beards."

- "Am I a girl or a boy?"

- "I think life of a guy would be much easier. I wish I was a guy sometimes."

- "What is my dog thinking when she goes to the bathroom in the grass?"

- "I wonder what it's like to have eight legs and lots of eyes as a spider."

- "What will my dog think of me if I pick my nose in front of her?" noididn'treally

I'm weird. notreally

[magicfairy]

"Is their really no boy or girl?"

Are toys actually alive? Yes, I actually think about that

"When I say something do other people hear something different and it is the same to me?"

"Do animals go to Heaven?"

"Do you not feel pain when you got hurt when you die?"

"What are my cats thinking when I eat fruit?

"Do animals actually have their own langauges?"

[Jackkdaw]

Ehehe.

Just remembered some more.

"If my dog could talk, I bet he'd sound like Morgan Freeman"

"If I jumped from here would I die?"

"What does fire taste like?"

"If you feed a dog a hotdog, is it considered cannibalism?"

"Do dogs think clothes are just inter-changeable fur?"

"I wonder what it's like to break someone else's arm." -Glances at sibling-

Friend: -Reaches arm in front of my face to point at something-
Brain: "Must. Bite. Arm. Bite hiiimmm."
Me: -Bites onto friend's arm-

[ragethedemon]

Here's some weird thoughts i've had

me: *is holding my cat*
Brain: "Lick the cat LICK THE CAT!!!!"

Me: *listening to music*
Brain: "What if Jeff broke into your house right now? You are unprepared! go get a pillow and a brick!"

Me: *suddenly starts shivering*
Brain: "Ghosts are EVERYWHERE!!!! RUN FOR IT!"

Me:*talking to a person I hate*
Brain: "Wouldn't it be fun if you shot them in the face? Wouldn't it be fun!?"

Me: *Eating a hotdog*
Brain: "STOP YOUR EATING DOGS!!!"

There's probably a lot more but these are weird thoughts I've had recently

[magicfairy]

Me: *Is in my room and lights are off*
Brain: GET OUT OF HERE THEIR IS GHOST AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE!!!
Me: Brain dats not funny -_-
Brain: GET OUUTTT!!
Me: *Gets out as fast as I can*
Brain: YAY
Me: Brain, your just tricking me right?

[~Stargazer~]

Me: *hears brothers talking about playing airsoft with their friends* "I bet I would be boss in that and shoot all mah friends >:I"

"I wonder if Santa is actually a stalker but gives children gifts to hide the fact."

"Can plants breathe?" <-- Not a plant expert

"If there was a modern day assassin, what would his clothes be like?"

"What if I'm link to the Templar bloodline?" D:

"What if my ancestors were murderers...."