Game of War

[RavenShai]

*Goes to therapy*

"You see, it all started when I first heard JB sing..."

*Therapist gasps*
"Stop there! This is to much even for me!"

"..."

*Tosses fail therapist at the undead army*

[Krystal]

*undead army eats the eggs and the therapist*

"Yes, my army! We are winning!"

[tofu]

*fire bombs Krystals undead army*

"HA take that yo-*trows up for smell*-oh god"

* builds fort deeper in the crack and makes army of trasformers to protect it*

[Krystal]

"AHHHHHHHHHH"
*jumps off before being hit and falls into the hole*
"AHHH TRANSFORMERS!"
*runs out into own cave and gets billions of cute rabbits but when they touchs somthing their eyes go red and they go rabbid and attack with plungers*
*sends them out to destroy the transformers and everyones forts*

[tofu]

*gives the evil rabbits carrots*

"now my fluffy bunny minions, take these apaches and lay waste to our enemys."

*sends apache bunnys to wreck everyones forts*

[LadeVenom]

*Makes a giant campfire and then captures most of the rabbits with yet another army but this time a army of angry Japanese people*

*Roasts the bunnys on the campfire and shares then with the Japanese*
"Roasted bunny anyone?"
*All the Japanese people raise their hands*

[tofu]

*nukes lades army*

"noone kills and eats my bunny friends"

[Krystal]

"MY BUNNYS! COME HERE!"

*they come*

"GOOD BUNNEHS. NOW DON'T EAT ANY CARROTS! AND ALWAYS OBEY ME AND NO ONE ELSE!"

[Krystal]

*sends them out to shoot everyone with Tofu's gifts*

[tofu]

"well i glad i put a thermal nuclear bomb in every apache i gave those bunnys."

*pushes detonator*

*apaches beep then explode taking out Krystal*