Waiter, There's a ____ In My Soup!

[ShapesNBeats]

Get the bowl outta there, and enjoy your soup.

Waiter, there's a SCP-173 in my soup!

[A.P.S.]

Turns lights on full blast.

Waiter, there's a personality core in my soup!

[ShapesNBeats]

Get it out of the soup before it becomes wet.

Waiter, there's a SCP-049 in my soup!

[epithelia]

" it's just a creepy pasta, eat it "

" waiter, there's a globglogabgalab who screams the shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble in my soup "

[A.P.S.]

Give it some books and it'll hopefully leave for a while.

Waiter, there's a fluorite crystal in my soup!

[ShapesNBeats]

Then grab the crystal.

Waiter, there's a SCP-999 in my soup and it ate the whole soup!

[FlyingGrass]

*-The SCP containment people kick the door down and yell "This restaurant is on lockdown! Everybody evacuate!" and they evacuate the restaurant, recapture SCP-999, and then they re-open the restaurant-* Oh no now we must replace the door.

Waiter! There's a radiation in my soup!

[Fonzie]

oh no, this is what we get for building the restaurant so close to the nuclear testing zone.

waiter.... i'm in my soup?

[A.P.S.]

Evil laughter.

Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup.

[DancingWithDeath]

It looks soft *sleeps on it*

Waiter! There's a crappy Sonic.exe ripoff creepypasta in my soup!