Funny &/or Random Bios

[Sandfury]

Holy crap, Echoz, how did you do that?
Anyways, back onto topic.
I have no screen-shot but in my bio I always put in "Brb _____ (Whatever I'm doing)" For my friends, and then I ask them if they read my bio... It's my friendly trolling joke. xD

[SnappleApple]

Beautiful ;O;
I Stalk bios often (Not a threat people :L)
But the funniest I saw was:

BAHAHAHA

[forks]

How the... Snapple? Lol
And Sandfury they are extra emotes, I can send them to yah if yew want xD

[greenart6]

I call this 'tragic backstories'



((Also their eye was ripped out and now they have a robotic eye))

I don't have many examples but I just found this today and it was the best I got XD

[MechanicalMutt]

I used to have a friend (before she quit FH) and she always had these hilarious random facts on her bios, never actually with any useful information, and she'd have things like "my butt was bitten by a moose", or "Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end." I can't remember any of the actually hilarious ones but those were some

[MechanicalMutt]

I wish I had taken a screenshot, I can't remember everything that was in it. But it went a little something like, "I am ruler of hippos, fear me, marvel at my majesticness. You will never be this awesome. carry on." BI

I have no idea why I laughed as hard as I did. And still do...;u;'

Psssshhh, you giggle at everything<3 x3

[Thierry]

ASCII Art

[Neowulf]

HAIL ANUBIS! I haven't seen many weird or funny bios yet, but I shall go stalking.
Watch your backs, wolfspeakers and tragic-backstory-pups!

[femalecreature]

Sometimes, I find that odd bio that acts as an informing bio with a dash of hilarious commentary.

And then there's the "Noob" bio-style, the one that's full of random misspelled words and makes absolutely NO sense whatsoever. I have one of those.

And then, in my personal character's bio about me, the biggest joke is

my relationships section TT^TT

[greenart6]

I was just bio stalking in Bonfire and I came across a Jeff the Killer bio



I don't know Jeff the Killer sounds really girly to me now for some reason