Uh, okay then. -Pretends to be a plant, then suddenly goes into kender-mode-
"A plant would be interesting to be, and I suppose it'd be fun. I can eat sunlight and I can grow as big as the trees! Oh how wonderful it would be to be a tree, I've always wondered what it would be like to be tall, I bet its really fun and wonderful. Oh, I'm sorry, was that yours? I just happened to find it on the floor and picked it up, I was going to return it to whomever it belonged to. Where was I, oh yes, trees. Trees are wonderful things, though they can also be dangerous, have I ever told you the story of the Enchanted Trees? Well, I had been traveling in a forest, and the trees were alive! They kept moving and just wouldn't sit still, which I thought was very rude of them..." -Goes on and on and on-