Just Joking

[kiaz1st]

What good jokes do you know?

Lets bring a smile to everyones faces! What funny jokes do you guys know, that will make anyone who reads through this thread laugh?

Lets brighten everyones day with a nice, friendly, laughable joke

First, of course, lets lay down some ground rules, so that it all stays funny and nice:

-Your laughing with people, not at people
We don't want to offend people, so make sure you don't make any jokes at any one else. Unless its from a funny moment, that doesn't offend anyone in that moment, we don't want anyone making jokes at another suspense.

-Religion, ethnicity, etc.
Don't make any jokes that could offend someones religion (E.g. Christianity) Or Ethnicity (E.g. Coloured), the classical Irish, scottish and english man jokes are fine, just nothing that could offend anyone greatly, be aware of what joke you say!

Other than that, keep it kind and funny! We want to make people laugh, remember that!

My jokes? urrrr.....

Do you remember the joke about the boomerang
*no*
Don't worry, it'll come back to you.

I was gonna tell you a pizza joke, but I decided it was too cheesy.

I thought the frisbee was getting bigger...Then it hit me!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry, he woke up.

That's all I can think of at the moment, how about you lot?

[wolfdog01]

Once upon a time there were two antennas, they were best freinds and soon got married. The marriage was great but the reception was horrible. *badum tss*

Umm.....I'll have to think of more later lol

[Neowulf]

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says,
"I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O, too."
The second chemist dies.

[Kastilla]

Got any jokes about Sodium? Na.

[hugrf2]

"ew you spilled my brew" ~The guy that was murdered but could still apparently talk.

...I'll need to actually make up one for once, don't I? //Sigh// I will avenge you, master. 8I

[Wolfie_Lover]

Any good jokes? I've none, but there is this one:
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?" "Why?" "Because if they had four doors, they'd be called a chicken Sudan."
-Wolfie

[kiaz1st]

I love these jokes x3

Why are dogs such bad dancers?
They have two left feet

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A Golden Reciever

Pffff....I'll think of some more soon x3