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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 10:47:43 pm »
     I enjoy reading these responses XD
I'd give a reply of my own, but I've never actually had any of this happen to me. 0.o

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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2014, 12:23:28 am »
This happened today:

<Raia> *Starts staring at Midnight*
(Me) <Midnight F> "Yeah?"
<Raia> *Poofs and comes back on a charrie named Rex*
<Midnight F> ...
<Rex M Wolf> "Will you be my m8?"
<Midnight F> "Uh." *Backs away slowly*
<Rex M Wolf> "But lookit me! I'm so cool and awesome! I have SCARS!"
<Midnight F> "Idc, I do too!" *Points at obvious scars on black pelt*
<Rex M Wolf> "C'mon! Let's go get a baby!" *Pulls Midnight*
<Midnight F> "WTH" *Bites him*
<Rex M Wolf> "Oooh fiesty! I'll enjoy having you as a m8!"
<Midnight F> "WTH" *Quickly whispers friend and asks to get on a male wolf*
(My friend) <Kai M> *Sits next to Midnight*
<Midnight F> *Smiles and twines tail with Kai's*
<Rex M Wolf> "What're you doing with my girl?!"
<Midnight F> *Quickly writes: Mate: Kai  in bio*
<Kai M> "I'm her mate."
<Midnight F> "Yeah, he is,"
<Rex M Wolf> *Storms off and sees a girl called Nya, jumps on her and "hugs"*
<Nya F> "Uh who are you?"
<Rex M Wolf> "Your m8."
(Nya's actual mate) <Jack M> "Wth?"
<Nya F> *Quickly explains situation and poofs to Sky's Rim*
<Jack M> *Nods and follows*
<Rex M Wolf> "Omg I'm awesome why doesn't any1 wanna be my m8?!!!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!"
(Literally everyone) <Everyone> "BECAUSE WE DON'T!"
<Rex M Wolf> "Hmph I'll just go to the MC!" *le poof*






Another thing:


<Jacquiline F Pup> "Midnight can you be my mommy?"
<Midnight F> "Uhhhhhh..." *Thinks* Why does this keep happening?!


I expect you can figure out what happened next.


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I'm laughing so much right now.
Out of all mate beggars I've seen, that's one of the craziest ones.
This actually happened. I was like, "Why meeeeeeee?!?!?!" In my thoughts. xD

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« Last Edit: October 03, 2014, 12:25:14 am by EternalSnowyClaw »
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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2014, 11:56:28 pm »
Okay, so, I'm gonna just say this was my worst moment with a beggar...

~Flash Back~

<Anonymous Male> Ur rlly pretty
<Anonymous Female> Thanks. ^^
<Anonymous Male> i guess im trying 2 say.. . wanna b my mate?
<Anonymous Female> Uh... I already have one...
<Anonymous Male> ok...... . ..... .. .. ..


~A few seconds later~

<Anonymous Male> Wanna b my dhaugter? (I believe he meant daughter)
<Anonymous Female> O.o
<Me> Oh that's just naaaasty.


~Flash back ends~

Yeah so that was kinda creepy...
oof

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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 12:40:09 am »
I adopted a pup on my elderly wolf, once. They were friendly, seemed an experienced roleplayer and was fairly active in-game! We roleplayed a few times over the span of a week and everything was perfect.

Then, lo' and behold, I logged in and they were suddenly, inexplicably an adult. Not only that, they wanted my wolf, their adoptive father, to be their mate.

Sobs.

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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 02:48:09 pm »
I adopted a pup on my elderly wolf, once. They were friendly, seemed an experienced roleplayer and was fairly active in-game! We roleplayed a few times over the span of a week and everything was perfect.

Then, lo' and behold, I logged in and they were suddenly, inexplicably an adult. Not only that, they wanted my wolf, their adoptive father, to be their mate.

Sobs.


-Pats back comfortingly- Shhhh, it's alright......

Actually no it's not why the heck would they want to be your wolf to become their mate.

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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2014, 09:20:02 am »
Well... I don't meet many beggars, but when I was a newbie (like more than year ago, just after registering) I was sitting once in South Pole and a pup asked me if I want to be her mommy. I agreed and then, pup went to male wolf (I even remember that his name was Slash) and ask him to be her daddy. After some insisting he agreed and this is how I got my first mate on FeralHeart. Ta-dam.

But that wasn't accually as funny or creepy as your stories XD I'm laughing a lot, reading them!
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Re: Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2014, 01:34:49 am »
I remember this one time I was sitting with one of my friends in South Pole. I started getting these really, um, interesting whispers from this one girl. Basically begging me to be her mate in really weird ways. At one point she talked about her getting in my van and all this other stuff that I am not going to get into detail with. I screenshotted it but I don't remember where I have them xD