Hmm, let's see...
You're hiking up a mountain and you get yourself in a situation where some wolves are hunting you down, so you flail and run about, swimming across a river and nearly being swept away. The wolves then give up chase. You turn around to find yourself face-to-face with a giant llama who spits on you and the spit literally glues you to the ground. Several days later your best friend comes along and gets you out, taking you back to your home safely and making you a bowl of your favorite type of cereal. Then you almost choke on your spoon and was given CPR by Robert Downey Jr. and lived. Two days later you walk into the kitchen and slip on a banana peel, killing you instantly.
And that, my friend, is how you died.
