Typing With Your Eyes Shut

[Lokiisboss]

Well then I hppe this goes as well as I assume it will... penut butter balls!
*Opens eyes* O.O WHOA

[hugrf2]

Lay youer head down child I won't let the boogeyman come. Lay down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums.

Holy crap. I got so close.
@Stargazer: ROFL That was a pretty epic fail XD In a good way. LOL. Also, for some reason I use stuffs that are in my imagination... gotta stop if I wanna make a book outta it some day. ^^'
Next..
Child, let your fears haunt you as you feel no emotion. You are not human. You are the child of Ruke.

[moonshimmer100]

Xhi,f  lrt uoit grstd hsiny you as you jabr no emoyion. Ypi ate not ji,sm. uoi are yjr vjo.f pg ykr yolr
Well.... I get bonus points for effort right?............right?............... no?...... ok. xD

Next --->  "My lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshappen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face.Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally some time at past with a randy goat?"

[hugrf2]

My lord, i find the face apelike and thy form misshappen. Thy beard, moreover, as an offense against decencty,, resemnling more losely scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder of portating of a mongel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did daily some time atr a past with a randy goat?

I didn't do it with my eyes shut because it was so long, yet I looked at the writing instead of closing my eyes to help me. That was LOOOOONNNNGGG and random!
Next...
I face the face of the khaki beast as her cadet blue eyes turned to me. Her mane is crimson and the tip of her tail is beige, while her undercoat is turquoise.  

[Aniuk]

I face the face of the khaki heast as her cadet blue eyes turned to me. Her mane is crimson and the tip of her tsil is beihe, while her undercoat is turquoise.

-Facedesk.- Arghh!


Alright, next is:

Look beyond what you see.

[Vespian]

Look beyond what you see.

Success.

Next: You can see me yet I'm over a million miles away. I am lost but I stay in one place to you. What am I?

[hugrf2]

You can see me yet I'm over a million mules away. I am lost but I stay in one place to you. What am I?

Man, why's it so easy? EDIT: ugh, I meant to post on someone else's saying... okay. Mules? XD
Next....
When I look through your eyes, I don't see you as insane. You're just hurt by these facts, and I see who you are now, Daku. ~Shinru

[Nutella2]

When I look through your eyes, I don't see you as insane. You're just hurt by these facts, and I see who you are now, Daku. ~Shinru

... That was too easy.

Next;

When eating spinach, just faceplant into your plate. Everything will go marvelously fine.

[Nyancatgirl]

When eatung spunach, just fcplant into youer plate. Everyrth8ng will got marvelously fine;
Whoa. I almost made it x3


Next: Romeo and Cinderella, what a beautiful song.

[~Stargazer~]

Romeo and Cinderella, what a beautiful song.

Success

Next...
You have failed. You have failed in such a way that you have failed epically!!! EPIC FAILS...