How will the person above die?

[Chipz]

The person above will be squished in a Feral Heart floof pile.

[Drunken-Royalty]

The person above will die by choking on a cookie while watching 50 shades darker.

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because I just realized I don't see a place where genders go on the normal, in-forum profile. (Like the thing to the left.)

And it doesn't help there is nothing to really mark if I'm male or female on here, like name, because it's just 3 letters really. o-o (I'm female by the way. The "A" in my name stands for Angel/Angelica which is my name.)

[Drunken-Royalty]

oml
the person above will die because the FH mods only noticed that as well and will hunt you down for pointing that out

[Chipz]

The person above will be eaten alive by a fairly adequate child

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because they did not say they would actually die. Just eaten.

[Rodneythefetch]

The person above will die becau- BENDY LOOK THE INK MACHINE!

(whydidimakearefrencetoaBaTIMAUcomicthatireallylike)

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because I had no clue BaTIM comics are a thing. Or even BaTIM AUs...

but I wanna see them.

[bunnylions]

The person above will die because I was just making a BatIM fan comic where a random troll uses the paint bucket tool to turn Bendy blue, renames him "Blendy", and turn Boris pink (though I haven't decided on his new name yet).

[konjac]

The person above will die because they ate Papyrus' spaghetti.