Wishing Well

[Warriorstrike]

Granted, but the leaf crumbles in the winter.

I wish for apple juice.

[magicfairy]

Granted, but I'm afraid their are none left in Buttonmash's fridge.
(He's a fanmade pony)

I wish for Peridot from Steven Universe to be put on the Crystal Gems. (She's hanging out in my siggy)

[SnowyKitty]

Granted, but they are just a cleaning lady.
I wish for a friend that gets me.

[Warriorstrike]

Granted, but he ends up as your enemy.

I wish for a solo cup.

[magicfairy]

Granted, wait- What did you say again?

I wish for my fursona to be real.

[Warriorstrike]

Granted, but reality turns out to be a dream, therefore, your fursona is simply a figure of your imagination.

I wish for acceptance.

[magicfairy]

Granted, but I forgot to write the suffix, "Ance," On your acceptance.

I wish for a wish that will not be a failure.

[Warriorstrike]

Granted, but your wish got stuck in an alternate universe, so it ended up being a failure anyway.

I wish for a pillow.

[magicfairy]

Granted, but you already have one so I sent it back.

I wish for a good gif of Peridot.

[Warriorstrike]

Granted, but you already have a decent one and I'm too lazy, so I put off the task.

I wish for kittens.