Ruin The Wish

[.Fallen-Kingdom.]

Granted, but everyone wants to talk to you constantly.
I wish to be less shy.

[greystar]

Granted, but everyone ignores you.
I wish to be healthier.

[.Fallen-Kingdom.]

Granted, but everyone makes fun of your weight.
I wish to have a pet.

[greystar]

Granted, but it's approximately 99 screaming bees in a trenchcoat.
I wish I didn't stutter when I talk too fast.

[.Fallen-Kingdom.]

Granted, but when your voice is deepened an unusual amount.
I wish I could sing.

[greystar]

Granted, but you must sing every single sound that comes from your mouth. Words or not.
I wish I could remember my password because I just forgot it and that's bad.

[Hotdogsrule]

Granted, but everyone else you know knows it too.

I wish my cats' litterbox cleaned itself.

[greenart6]

There's a recent forum game very similar to this HERE. Unless there is some other difference I'm not seeing, I'd suggest switching over to that thread. ^^

[papayatoot]

Wish granted, but the cat turds become alive and complain in thick jersey accents while cleaning themselves.
I wish to be flawless.

[Jango_Fett]

granted, but you become very vain and soon ruin your flawlessness with necessity


i wish for a dragon