What NOT to say to a newbie!!

[Forest Puma]

You buy FeralDownloads and then you choose the item you want its only 98$ for a pack

How to find Last Cave??

[Aclediptus]

Go to the South Pole and summon Khorne the chaos god of blood

I want a private map, how do I get one?

[Keaira815]

You have to go to map maker and type "Private" in the map name.

How do I get to bonfire islands?

[Kerriki]

Though Ficho

Why is there hardly anyone in Zama?

[Keaira815]

Because no one can breathe underwater that long.

How do I put wings on my character?

[konjac]

Rip them off some other winged character then stick 'em onto you with hot glue

Why does everyone look like marshmallows?

[OutofBreath]

Because they're too cool for you.

What do they mean by literate RPSR?

[Aclediptus]

You're dealing with some savvy Star Wars nerds, they're talking about the controversy of the intelligence and self-awareness of droids. The RPSR Series have caught their attention, recently.

How do I contact a staff member?

[konjac]

Walk into The Grounds, the most populated place on Earth and yell "YO! STAFF! YO HELP IZ NEEDED OVER HERE!" works every time. B)

My game is constantly crashing. Why? And how do I stop it?

[amythealpha]

Kick your computer thrice. Always works.

How do I become a mod?