What would you do?

[Aclediptus]

I would lend them my shoes, no matter how stalky they are.
After that, I'll move to back to the city.

There's a sentient block of cheese with a cheese cutter in your livingroom who seeks revenge, what would you do?

[palmknife]

Literally eat all of the cheeses in the kitchen.
yuck.


You just got rejected from a circus, what would you do?

[Aclediptus]

Join the military and see if they're short on talentless clowns like me.
(jk I'm cool)

A Chinese person who could only speak and understand their language became your neighbor, they start complaining, what would you do?

[Senrova]

Play charades.

Britney's singing live at a concert...

[Aclediptus]

Live and let live, Britney have had her moments.

What would you do if I start talking about David Bowie?

[Senrova]

Start listening to David Bowie's greatest hits.

Someone tells you a very bad joke while eating potato chips and they laugh in your face which gets sprinkled with crumbs (which I think may be absolutely disgusting and I'm so random)...

[Aclediptus]

I'd squint so I don't get any flying bits in my eyes.

What would you do if someone chews loudly? Like, disgustingly loud, enough to hear across the dang room sort of loud.

[Senrova]

I'd shout, "Oy mate! Are you trying to communicate someone in another country?"

Windows comes up with a message that says "If you click ok you will receive hugs."...

[Aclediptus]

Press the OK button a buncha times until I suspect that it's malware attacking my computer...
Dang

What would you do if you're featured in an old 90's sitcom.

[palmknife]

Buy a car and be cool for girls.
I am not a male.


You fall into a pool with alot of frogs, what would you do?