I have an unhealthy obsession with pointing out how gay I am/gay jokes and puns. Seriously, this needs to stop.
Also, I have mock arguments with my girlfriend, mostly with exaggerated voices and acting like she doesn't care etc. Idk if that's healthy or not haha
Cats are literally my first priority over everything. You need to talk to me? Hold on, I'm petting the cat. I need to do my homework? My cat's sitting on it. I'm eating soup? I'm giving my cat spoonfuls of broth because he wants it. I need to sleep? Hold up, my cat's clawing at the door to get in.
The Internet. IT'S EATING INTO MY SLEEPING TIME AND MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WAS WORRIED BECAUSE MY GRADES WERE DROPPING. I NEED AN INTERVENTION, PLEASE.
BillDip. If I even see blue and yellow together, expect many BillDip jokes. Y'know what's better than pizza? BillDip. What about art? BillDip. Breathing? BillDip. Same thing goes for Septiplier. I a m s h i p p i n g t r a s h.
Radioactive milk and antioxidants. Just. . . don't ask.
