Why would we attack all issues with fire? That doesn't seem logical. Actually, I prefer talk, I prefer saying "Please go to feral-heart.com and check the rules and regulations since it seems like you have forgotten them temporarily." <--- That method tends to work, of course you get the people who go "**** no, or shut the **** up." And so on, but then again, that's when you take a screenshot and move on, you already warned them right? Report it. People shouldn't be able to get away with it.
"You have the right to a speedy trail." Let's start quoting amendments. That means "you have the right to be quickly reported to a moderator." That amendment internet style.
"You have the right to a trial by your peers." <--- That would cover the "wall of shame" :3 Tehehe.
Miranda Troll Rights! (edited in)
You have the right to remain silent. <---- Wish trolls would use this right more often.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. <--- Screenshots ftw
You have the right to a attorney <--- Your best attorney on the internet is just not to open your mouth in the first place.
If you can't afford one, one will be appointed for you. <--- If you can't afford common sense. Too bad. We cant' give you that one. If you weren't born with it or learned it by now...your in trouble!
Don't judge me. It's my law humor, changed it for you all to fit internet trolling needs xDDD
Edited: Quick typing FTL