I don't have too many stories with mate beggars anymore.
Well, there was this one time, I was in Party chat, and had Local turned off until one of my friends notified me of the mate beggar.
<Party> Wolfie (Me): -Casually role-playing-
<Party> Black M: Hey, Wolfie, don't look now, but I think you have a suitor in local.]]
<Party> Wolfie: Hmm? Orlly? -Turns on Local-
<Local> Wolfie: How may I assist you, sir?
<Local> Dawn M: oh hi i thaught u were never gong 2 talk 2 me
<Local> Wolfie: :3 Why would I never talk to you; you seem cool~
<Local> Dawn M: tank u hay wolfie do u hav a mate?
<Local> Wolfie: . . . Well, no.
<Party> Wolfie: Black, Canada, he's wondering if I have a /mate/.
<Party> Canada: ... Hmm, how can you have a mate? You're a human girl.
<Party> Black: ^ What Canada said.
<Local> Dawn M: do u want 2 b my mate?
<Local> Wolfie: :I Sorry, but no. Please, read my bio; it tells you a lot.
<Local> Dawn M: y u no love me? i thaught wat we had was reel.
Then he disconnected, and came back to "kill" me. Then was blocked, by multiple people. -Le sigh-
-Wolfie