The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.

[Kreeas]

I can't read this anymore it's so BAD! XDD
Imma die laughing XDD
Geez, I'm glad I stick to private RPs, keep bringing the hilarity guys, i'll be watching this thread XDDD

[bAnGaRaNg!-!-]

MMM. i was rping as a dragon once and this nightfury walked up to me.....
nightfury:sup kid.
me:heyllo. cB
nightfury: *pins teenager and  breaks windpipe*
me: uhhh?
nightfury:*breaks windpipe again so he cant talk or breath*
me: ~*le blocks mental person and walks away*~
lol.

[WinterStorm47]

Dear lord if there's one thing i attract, it's powerplayers XD Only when i'm on my zebra though.. A few examples..

Random Lion: stalks up to zebra
Arayas: I see you coming you know..
Random Lion: pounces on zebra killing it no miss
Arayas: *Not killed because i don't roleplay with powerplayers*
Random Lion: kills no miss
Arayas: *Again, not killed*
Random Lion: KILLS
Arayas: *Not killed for the third time and walks off* (I ain't free to hunt)
They proceed to follow me and post "KILLS" atleast five more times before they ran away.

Story two.
I was in Bonfire again as Arayas, whenever a fox came up.. And this happened.
Fox: kills zebra no miss
Arayas: *Miss >.>*
Fox: drags zebras body away and eats
Arayas: *Not dead and walking around* (Nice try.)
Fox: rips leg off body and eats it
Arayas: (Dude, seriously you got nothing)
Fox: buries body and walks away full
Arayas: (*Facepalm X*)

The same fox proceeded to insta-kill many other things including.. I think a horse, a deer and maybe an elk..

[LordSuragaha]

Dear lord if there's one thing i attract, it's powerplayers XD Only when i'm on my zebra though.. A few examples..

Random Lion: stalks up to zebra
Arayas: I see you coming you know..
Random Lion: pounces on zebra killing it no miss
Arayas: *Not killed because i don't roleplay with powerplayers*
Random Lion: kills no miss
Arayas: *Again, not killed*
Random Lion: KILLS
Arayas: *Not killed for the third time and walks off* (I ain't free to hunt)
They proceed to follow me and post "KILLS" atleast five more times before they ran away.

Story two.
I was in Bonfire again as Arayas, whenever a fox came up.. And this happened.
Fox: kills zebra no miss
Arayas: *Miss >.>*
Fox: drags zebras body away and eats
Arayas: *Not dead and walking around* (Nice try.)
Fox: rips leg off body and eats it
Arayas: (Dude, seriously you got nothing)
Fox: buries body and walks away full
Arayas: (*Facepalm X*)

The same fox proceeded to insta-kill many other things including.. I think a horse, a deer and maybe an elk..

Wow I'd love to know what kind of a fox can kill zebras horses or deer lol SERIOUSLY PEOPLE? lol

[bone]

lol I think people get cocky as predators and think they can take down anything. WRONG!

[okami357]

And the godmodding don't stop...
Me: -Sitted in stone bridge waiting for a RP-
Smexy Girl (Yeah that's her charas name ... ) : PLEASE LISTEN! If there's a single man for me please whisper ! let's have pups and create a happy family! C'mon hot boys !
Me: >.> what the...
Razor:I do Smexy girl!
Shadow:No I DO ! Go away razor -.-
Razor: STFU Noob
Me: Thinks (LOL? what the hell is wrong with those people ? XD)
Smexy girl:No fightin i have enough for both!
Me: (Say what?)
Razor: No I wil kick this fella's ass!
Shadow: No if I do first! -Goes to he's neck and pins over-
Razor:No way kiddy she's my nymph! -Make he fall bites hes neck broking it-
Shadow:DUDE YOU CAN'T KILL ME ! I'm sure 15 times more stronger than you ! -Breaking his body in two and tore apart the lungs NO MISS-
Razor:Be quiet till I Get you neck !
Smexy Girl:wait wait! You 2 are jerks! I wish you two could be sexy and smart at the same time!!! R**ards
Me:? Are you people .. OK? o_O it sounds like you have never seen a girl before in your lives o-o
  

[bone]

lol

[louloute]

i've got a story for you too, here it is:
i was roleplaying on a lionking fan-character and i was playing as ONE of the 3 sons of Kovu and Kiara. Then this happened:
all my siblings turned in the bad side, saying that Simba was weak, the good ones are weak, and i was the only one who didn't came into this "madness". One of it's siblings that looked like Zira but male one attacked me, still not powerplaying, then i wanted to attack too:
*Karu paws *can'tremembername*'s face* i waited for a reply but he said:
it didn't even hurted me
-me- *i attack again*
-le sibling- you're weak i didn't even feel anything!
-me- i was like WTF guys.
Then i disconnected, leaving the group... - End of story.

Guys, i absolutlely HATE when i want to fight back, (i'm not powerplaying i swear) other people won't even at least to be a bit hurt...At least when they attack me i say something like: *is injured* *falls down* *is clawed on the face* etc...

PLEASE

[swiftflight]

I was once in Bonfire when I met this random, talking toilet. It was walking over to random people, asking them to be it's mate... Then, it started asking a random police dog to marry it... The dog refused, but it kept asking it... Then the dog tried to put it in 'Jail', but it just ignored him. Then, he tried attacking the thing... And it ignored the attacks... Powerplayers...

[Abomine]

lol I think people get cocky as predators and think they can take down anything. WRONG!

True dat. If herbivores were as wimpy and easy to kill as those wolfaboos and lion-tards think they are, then I'm pretty sure all those bison and wildebeast would have gone extinct years ago. And besides, since when has ripping apart a 700-pound horned hairy tank with your teeth been easy?

And oh lord, Bonfire Island is a regular smorgasbord of lol-some powerplayers/godmodders. Story time, folks!

There was this alligator in the water surrounding the island, just basking, hanging out, not hurting anybody. Then one of these 'Fight Pups' walks up and starts mauling this poor alligator.
"Claws gators eyes blinding it no miss."
"Bites gators neck and breaks it no miss."
"Eats gators carcass."
Then of course the alligator started godmodding back.
"Grabs fight pup in his jaws. Bites down and breaks his spine. No miss."

It just kept escalating from there. I don't remember all of the details (this was a while ago), but I'm pretty sure it ended with the alligator rage-quitting.

Okay, let's break this down and really see what a puppy's chances are against an alligator.

Your average puppy, or baby dog. About two or three feet long, from nosetip to tail. Biteforce nearly insignificant.


Your average alligator. About 15 feet long, from nosetip to tail, with a biteforce of about 2,000 pounds per square inch.

I think the answer here's pretty obvious. You've all seen Ginga Densetsu Weed and Wolf's Rain, right? I dunno about any of you newbs, but I'm putting my money on the puppy. *very heavy-handed sarcasm*