1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[CL138198]

Go inside walmart just before they close and ask the staff if he can come to the bathroom with you. If he asks why say: "Because i'm going to flush you down the toilet!"

[SL138197]

Gwendolen, before the mods come I suggest putting all of your posts into 1.

Anyway, get a pan (preferably cast iron) and run up behind ALL of the staff members and hit em!

[saintgs]

Hahahahahah!

Yell in the intercom !!!!

[CL138198]

Go into walmart and flip backwards around the store. After a while flip on top of one of those things that the people buy your stuff at, and dance. If nothing happends in 3 seconds, start shaking your butt at the person who wants to buy the stuff. LOL XD


Go into walmart with a binky and throw it at someone. Then, go up to a staff member and yell at them. "WHY DID YOU THROW A BINKY AT HIM?!"



Go into walmart and say: "Home depot rocks!"



Go into walmart and ask one of the managers if he/she knows where your comb/brush is. When they say no, ask them why. When they say something, run around screaming. "My hair is going to fall of then!"

[CL138198]

Go to a manager and ask where the calendars are. When they show you, take one of them and look for the last month in that calendar. If that month was December, (I'm not saying that it will be) run around the store screaming: "OH NO! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN DECEMBER!" At the top of your lungs. :O

[Crystal72]

Go up to the cashier randomly...

"OPPAN GANGMAN STYLE!"
Bonus points if you FORCE the manager to do the dance with you.
XD

[CL138198]

go into walmart and stare at a random person. when they look over at you, make a funny face. when a staff member comes and tells you to stop, make a funny face at him and then run around the store making funny faces at other people. 

[greenart6]

Go to Walmart and grab a bunch of cat stuffed animals and start running around like a crazy person yelling at the top of your lungs: GET OUT PEEPS OR MY AWESOME ARMY OF CATS WILL KIILLLLL YOU!!!!" then start throwing kitties at the staff. :3

[mkljkl]

Go Into Walmart/Kmart with some people And dance around the store on every isle Doing and yelling OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE at the top of your lungs

Go behind All the staff you come across and Do the Gangnam style behind them untill they turn around and yell THIS IS SPARTAAA then run away

Get friends dress up ALL in the same costume and do the Gangnam style dance around the store untill you get kicked out

go to video games and look at the game and yell OH YEAH OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

Yell at everyone you see and say I AM ASPARAGUS XD

Go to Walmart You must be a kid Go up to the guys who give out stickers when you get a sticker and start Doing the Gangnam style dance Or kick the dude and yell THIS DUDE IS GONNA GO OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE ON ME RUNNNN!!!

[greenart6]

Go to Walmart and ask the staff where the romance books are. Once they show you, grab a book and look at it for two seconds and then start crying and then throw the book at them and say: This book is too sad! -cries- I want my teddy bear now!" then cling onto the staff's leg like a toddler and let them drag you around the store. Then tug on their shirt while giving the puppy dog face and say: "Can I have my teddy now?" then before they answer run to the stuffed animals and grab a bear and throw it at the staff: "That's my teddy bear! gimme da teddy! gimme da teddy!" then follow him/her around doing Gangnam Style.