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Game & Forum Discussion => Forum Discussion => Forum Games => Topic started by: Milk and Cookiez on July 25, 2012, 09:00:42 pm

Title: Press the red button!
Post by: Milk and Cookiez on July 25, 2012, 09:00:42 pm
     Hello! This game is pretty fun, but it's not my idea, it's from Chickensmoothie. Okay, here is how to play! The person above you will say that they pressed the Red Button. The person that posts below will say what happens when they press it, and then they press another red button. It goes on like this.

Here is an example:
Person A - *Presses the big, red button.*
Person B - *A squirrel jumps out and attacks your face.*

~Okay, you try! *Presses da red button!*
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Post by: Wolflover87 on July 27, 2012, 04:26:32 pm
A big metal bus hits chu in the face. c:
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Post by: Milk and Cookiez on July 27, 2012, 08:26:45 pm
   Oww... xD  ((After you say what happens, then you gotta press another red button. I didnt know if I said that clearly or not. xD Gonna assume you pressed a button. xD))                                                *A trapdoor opens from under your feet, and you land in a pool of sharks. Presses another button!*
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Post by: Wolflover87 on July 27, 2012, 10:52:53 pm
*Gets mauled by sharks* Alrighty then! ((Sorry if I didn't recongnize it better owo.)) A huge metal bars comes swinging out of no where and smacks you across the country. *Presses another beautiful red button*
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Post by: Shadow13131 on August 09, 2012, 05:19:39 am
A cage full of crazy monkeys comes and sets them free and they maul you!

OoOh pretty button! *presses*
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Post by: SoulRevenge on August 10, 2012, 02:26:50 am
You are beaten to death by a drunk Gilbert after you accidentaly Bump Oz while pressing the button. CB


BI IT'S SO PRETTY *Le headdesks onto the button* CB
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Post by: Laughless on August 10, 2012, 03:12:24 am
Big voice says "That was easy" and giant Judge Judy hammer hits you over the head.
Soo...Shiny... -presses-
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Post by: FightWolf on August 10, 2012, 10:51:44 am
"At your eyes on table poofs cup of cappuccino" You... Big... Red... Button! "Smashes hand on button"
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Post by: Milk and Cookiez on August 17, 2012, 05:18:38 pm
*The black cat from your siggy beats you with a popsickle stick.*
See ya! I'ma leave before I get sent flying across the country again. You don't want to walk that far, trust meh. *Trips over an ant and lands on a button*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on August 17, 2012, 05:21:40 pm
You fall out a  twenty story window. o3o

Oooooooohhhhh! What's this button do? *Presses ten big red buttons*
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Post by: Raphilion on August 17, 2012, 10:50:42 pm
Ten naked, drunk old men walk up and fart in your face +_+

Ok, Imma get out of here befo.... *Trips on gigantic red button and presses it*
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Post by: lolyayzwolves on August 19, 2012, 04:13:37 am
You have a dragon come outta nowhere then kill you.
Peace out before I trip on anything then hit the big red button!
*Trips on the air and falls on an invisible big red button*
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Post by: Cecilia~ on August 19, 2012, 05:14:40 am
FFFFUUUU- You were just walking along and SOMEONE tripped over you and made you press a big red button..

But then an angry lion starts chasing you!
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on August 19, 2012, 07:22:49 am
((You have to press another button... I'll just assume you did.))
A giant evil flying taco bird named Fred flies out of nowhere and eats you!
*hits red button with a sledgehammer and wonders why it didn't break*
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Post by: lolyayzwolves on August 19, 2012, 12:59:17 pm
A bunny comes out, you say "AWWW!" then it kills you and i say "Ha!" *Gets a bulldozer and hits a big red button* Yay!!!! su Shiny.....
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Post by: Raphilion on August 20, 2012, 04:38:52 pm
Bulldozer blows up, with you in it.. End of story.
*Does the Kamikazi into red button*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on August 20, 2012, 06:58:14 pm
>.< A flying icecream truck lands on you.

Hi, I would like... *Icecream truck tries to fly, but crashes on big red button* Oh... Great.
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Post by: Raphilion on August 20, 2012, 07:07:21 pm
You get too much brain-freeze from all the ice-cream in the flying ice-cream truck and you fall into a coma.

*Does the typical cartoon standing up after a heavy object fell on my head, birds flying round and round my head... One of the birds gets dizzy and falls on red button.*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on August 20, 2012, 07:10:08 pm
An emu tries to peck your eyes out.

*My turtle (somehow) falls onto big red button and bites it*
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Post by: Raphilion on August 20, 2012, 08:33:21 pm
Big red button springs back up and your turtle flies onto your face and starts nomming on your eye-balls.

*Laughs so hard that I fall onto red button without realizing until too late*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 20, 2012, 08:36:09 pm
A hobo poops in your drink.

*Slams fist on the big red button*
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Post by: Raphilion on August 20, 2012, 08:53:20 pm
Millions of spiders run all over your body and invade it!

One cute little itsy bitsy spider falls on red button and presses it
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 21, 2012, 01:07:40 am
;-;

A guy with smelly, dirty, slimy, feet comes and wipes his feet on your face.

*Sits on the big red button*
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Post by: Raphilion on August 21, 2012, 04:19:44 pm
A headcrab jumps on your face and starts nomming on it.

*Stomps on big red botton*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 21, 2012, 05:50:40 pm
A dead guy hugs you.

*Trolololol pushes the button*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on August 21, 2012, 06:29:16 pm
You now have headpigeons. Go to the nurse. *Le moos*

Ghostpaw sits on button.
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Post by: Raphilion on August 21, 2012, 08:32:31 pm
A hand sticks out of the ground underneath you and grabs your ankle tight.

*Farts really powerful on red button that it gets pushed >.<*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 22, 2012, 03:57:56 am
Some fat guy traps you between his fat rolls.

*Falls on the button*
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Post by: Cecilia~ on August 22, 2012, 04:16:24 am
Inb4, i was the fat guy all along.

While pushing people on the red button i myself fall onto it
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 22, 2012, 05:02:05 am
Someone poops in your noodles. The noodles are now tainted by evil and cannot be eaten.

*Reaper-chops the button*
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Post by: Raphilion on August 22, 2012, 08:34:17 am
An elephant poops in your sandwich.
Ellie steps on my red button o.o
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 22, 2012, 05:46:28 pm
Some weirdo slobbers all over the floof meter.

*Puts dog on the button*
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Post by: Neena on August 22, 2012, 05:58:18 pm
You teleported to the middle of the sea! now get out of there :D
*Is on a walk, the red button appeared out of now where* Oh what a nice red button.. *Press*
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Post by: Milk and Cookiez on August 22, 2012, 06:19:29 pm
The button starts changing colors and a disco ball pops out of a tree. Hobos jump out of the bushes and start dancing. *Punches le button*
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Post by: Neena on August 22, 2012, 07:06:47 pm
A huge black hairy spider starts chasing you and tries to bite you, it grows bigger with time. It transforms into a dragon later.
 *stands on button*
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Post by: LasVagas on August 22, 2012, 07:15:59 pm
You are forced to watch a horror movie.

*RainbowPass accidently Pressed the red button*
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Post by: Neena on August 22, 2012, 07:27:38 pm
Your bed burned, you have no where to sleep. Now enjoy sleeping on the floor!
-
*Sits in front of the computer*
Ding dong!
Thinks: Ohh, mail!
*Opens door*
Post man: Here's your package!
Me: Thanks
*closes door, opens package*
A red button?
*press*
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Post by: Shadow13131 on August 22, 2012, 09:14:09 pm
The post man smashes open the door and best you up.

*button appears next to me* o.e *press*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 22, 2012, 11:21:32 pm
A gangsta pees in your applesauce. Don't eat that!!

*Presses the button*
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Post by: Raphilion on August 23, 2012, 09:35:38 pm
You grow a mustache and beard.
*Slams red button, with face*
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Post by: Neena on August 23, 2012, 09:39:05 pm
And advert pops out when you where playing a game at a final level, you lost the game.
*Thows a ball for my dog to pech, it landed on the red button pressing it*
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Post by: Vallez on August 23, 2012, 09:58:31 pm
*Rainbow baboons get all up in your face wanting to do 'Aggresive dance dance revolution' with you*
*Skips along an abandon highway and bumps into a large tree with a big red button plastered to it* D: oh dear--
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Post by: Raphilion on August 23, 2012, 10:06:54 pm
A bus riding at full speed on that very highway runs you over, stops, reverses over you again, puts 1st gear, runs you over a 3rd time (Just to be sure) then makes a quick getaway.

parachutes onto a big red button
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Post by: Neena on August 23, 2012, 10:15:21 pm
You get wraped in wraping foil many times and can't get out.
*Sits on red button*
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Post by: aviannerd on August 23, 2012, 10:17:14 pm
The plane you parchuted from drops an anvil on your head (http://www.remotecontrolunits.co.uk/pe01894_.gif)
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Post by: Neena on August 23, 2012, 10:39:05 pm
Some one glues a plasic bottle with super glue to your face.
*presses button slowly*
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Post by: Vallez on August 23, 2012, 11:02:23 pm
*68458375893479 ninjas come out of no where and chop your head off*
*looks both ways, then pushes teh button and flinches* D':
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Post by: Shadow13131 on August 23, 2012, 11:09:51 pm
A minecraft creeper comes up behind you and explodes

(http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_push_the_red_button_sticker-p217040588253352670qjcl_400.jpg]http://rlv.zcache.com/dont_push_the_red_button_sticker-p217040588253352670qjcl_400.jpg)

I will not press it........! I have two *presses*
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Post by: Vallez on August 23, 2012, 11:18:00 pm
Oh... your evil!
*you press the button and angry apes pound you into the ground!*

(http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r481/Vallezani/roesstart.jpg)

.... *smashes fist on button*
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Post by: Shadow13131 on August 24, 2012, 04:18:37 am
Evil kitteh attack! *sends my evil kittens from my signature after you*

*slams button so hard it breaks*
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Post by: aviannerd on August 24, 2012, 10:00:49 am
The shards of the button get in your eyes.

-smashes button with a giant hammer repeatadly-
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Post by: Neena on August 24, 2012, 10:09:28 am
The giant hammer runs after you trying to smash you back.
*Presses button mistaking it for the soda machine button*
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Post by: aviannerd on August 24, 2012, 10:21:34 am
I giant soda can smashes you. -trips over a bug and lands on another bug, gets up and brushes self off , stepping on red button-
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Post by: Tessel. on August 24, 2012, 02:01:18 pm
 A Justin Bieber doll falls from the sky and whacks you in the head, singing Baby in a really loud, ear-bleeding voice.

Red Button: Do you want some tea, Blaacki?
Me: Ohyus.
Red Button: Then Press me!
Me: Ok! -Le Press-
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Post by: SoulRevenge on August 24, 2012, 04:18:24 pm
Blacki runs after you a beats you to death with a hammer because you have a similiar name to his :\.

*Sits on Button* Oops .w.
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Post by: Vallez on August 24, 2012, 06:07:46 pm
-GRIN-
*Vallez beats you to a pulp*
WHY YOU HATE ME
*continues to beat then accidentally hits button with fist.*
*continues to beat*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 24, 2012, 06:34:43 pm
The Hulk takes a huge green crap on your nicest shirt.

*Fires lazer at the button and presses it*
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Post by: Vallez on August 24, 2012, 06:38:33 pm
>:@
*vallez beats you to a pulp as well then gorillas finish the job*
*stomps button ans snorts*
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Post by: SoulRevenge on August 24, 2012, 06:52:35 pm
Blacki goes on a rampage and rides Vallez around for five hours until ValVal collapses and then Blacki pushes him off a cliff :\.

IHATCHU.

*Presses button*
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Post by: Vallez on August 24, 2012, 07:06:44 pm
T.T
*Cries a river of tears drowning blacki*
*red button PUSHHH*
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Post by: SoulRevenge on August 24, 2012, 07:08:09 pm
Blacki survives the river of tears, flies to the Moon, and he kicks Vallez to Jupiter :|.

*Accidentaly trips over ze button*
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Post by: Vallez on August 24, 2012, 07:11:53 pm
*giant hammer smashes you*
*button*
im donee
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Post by: SoulRevenge on August 24, 2012, 07:14:59 pm
You look at the 'How do you think the Person above you will die?" Thread, and die by the death I typed for chu :\.

*Face-plants into button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 24, 2012, 07:59:29 pm
Your anti-virus program gave you a trojan. >:3

That trojan then installed spyware into your bathroom. Someone is watching...

*Slams the button*
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Post by: Neena on August 24, 2012, 10:32:35 pm
Your eating food, some one put poison on it. you now have 23:59 hours of life left.

Presses red button while editing this post because forgot to push the red button- wait ._.
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Post by: SoulRevenge on August 24, 2012, 10:58:46 pm
When you press this perticuliar, button. This RED Button, a voice emmits from an unknown part of the button, though it's obviously quite loud, Because the words-
"That was Easy"
Echo through the world several times.

(THAT.WAS.EPIC.)

*Sits on ze red button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 25, 2012, 02:01:56 am
(FFFFFF- yes)

You look in the mirror. Your face has been replaced with Nigel Thornberry's.

*Puts potato GLaDOS on the button*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on August 25, 2012, 02:05:06 am
(
When you press this perticuliar, button. This RED Button, a voice emmits from an unknown part of the button, though it's obviously quite loud, Because the words-
"That was Easy"
Echo through the world several times.

(THAT.WAS.EPIC.)

*Sits on ze red button*

The Easy button thing happened to me before. I sat on a button thing, and it yelled at me: 'That was easy.' I looked like an idiot just looking for the noise.)

I eated your cookie!

*facebutton*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 25, 2012, 02:08:12 am
I promised you cake but...

it was...

*dramatic pause*

a lie. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

*Presses the button*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on August 25, 2012, 02:18:25 am
*Cookie monster slapped you in the face*

Happy now?! *Storms off crying* *Trips on button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 25, 2012, 03:24:29 am
The server eats you.

*falls on the button*
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Post by: Neena on August 25, 2012, 09:32:27 am
Error 404 fridge not found!

*Makes her cat sit on the red button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 26, 2012, 01:31:27 am
Flourite eats your cat.

*Puts dog on the button*
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on August 26, 2012, 07:19:03 am
The dog turns into an evil sheepapus (sheep-octopus combination) and drags you into the ocean.

Ruins accidentally hits the button with a tribble.
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Post by: Neena on August 26, 2012, 10:54:37 am
You get attacked by a monkey, it takes your food.

*Hits red button with a tennis ball*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 26, 2012, 05:52:49 pm
A dog butt-scoots on your carpet.

*Shoots the button*
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Post by: Neena on August 26, 2012, 06:45:26 pm
A car drives into you at full speed.
edit: Presses the button!
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Post by: LasVagas on August 26, 2012, 06:59:26 pm
Your mumu runs of with santy claus

RainbowPass presses the button.
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Post by: Neena on August 26, 2012, 07:25:26 pm
You stand under a traffic sigh, it bends and hits you on the head.
*Presses le button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on August 26, 2012, 11:19:32 pm
 You grow a Santa beard.

THIS... IS SPARTAAAAA!!! *kicks the button*
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on August 30, 2012, 04:18:32 am
I randomly appear and kick you into a hole that had randomly appeared in front of you, yelling "THIS IS FERALHEART!!!!!!!"

I assault the button with a foam sword.
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Post by: Shadow13131 on August 30, 2012, 12:55:04 pm
*trollface* hehe *the evil trollface attacks you*

"Fus Ro Dah!" *slams face on button*
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Post by: Zaroque on August 30, 2012, 12:59:19 pm
You get Fus Ro Dah'd back.

Ooh, a wild Red Button appeared!
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on September 13, 2012, 11:09:51 pm
A herd of sheep trample you into the ground...
...and trample/push the red button!
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 13, 2012, 11:18:45 pm
My social studies teacher teaches you social studies  for3 days.

*falls on the button*
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on September 13, 2012, 11:37:42 pm
The button is actually a giant monster, that promptly eats you.
I 'accidentally' can-can onto the button.
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on September 14, 2012, 12:34:47 am
I can-can all over your can-can. Sloppily, and ungracefully. (I can't dance. Shocking, isn't it?)


*Sonic Hedgehog rolls onto button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 14, 2012, 03:18:40 am
I destroy the world.

*Snipes the button*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 14, 2012, 03:52:46 am
You go FLYING out of a window through a building then fall through a entire building and hit the ground get caught but then a paintbrush paints a beard on you and then it keeps painting you then you turn into a painting on a building. THE END.


Precious..... MY PRECIOUS! *Goes face first on giant red button while running to a crystal*
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Post by: Nightfangy on September 14, 2012, 04:19:13 am
A huge red T-rex appears and stomps on you
OOOOOOOOOOOOO A BUTTON -slams hand on it-
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Post by: Chocolate Cat on September 14, 2012, 05:13:28 am
The canine in your signature buttdances in your face.

-Trips on a giant red button and pushes it- Eek.
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 14, 2012, 10:44:24 pm
You get eaten by godmodders.

*Face-plants on the button*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 15, 2012, 01:59:10 am
The giant plant from the captain underpants book (Don't ask what that is) comes alive and eats you alive with it's sharp teeth.



*Throws a book at button but misses and goes over to red button and CAREFULLY pokes it* Ooooo............
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 15, 2012, 05:03:21 am
You get made into a Wonka candybar.

*Smashes the button.*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 15, 2012, 05:02:38 pm
Giant T-Rex smashes you back and you turn into potato yummy stuff.


*Paws red button and it beeps*
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Post by: Kashii on September 15, 2012, 05:08:10 pm
A big metal dinosawr starts dancing in front of you .3.

Le presses big red floofeh button~
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 15, 2012, 05:36:07 pm
Santa Clause is underneath your bed.

*Presses the red button like a normal person*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 15, 2012, 07:05:47 pm
A normal person slowly takes off his/her shirt and pants and others until he/she has only underwear on and they're doing it right in front of you too!



*Burps loud at red button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 15, 2012, 10:07:41 pm
A T-Rex poops on your nicest shirt.

*Pokes the button.*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 15, 2012, 10:14:05 pm
A T-Rex pokes and slaps the hack outta you with it's tail.


*Sniffs red button and pokes it softly and gently and slowly*
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Post by: Nightfangy on September 15, 2012, 10:55:13 pm
A zombie be comes and eats your brain BRAIN >:D

*Head slams button*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 16, 2012, 12:51:27 am
ALL of Red's maps smash you and turn your into potato salad.


*Licks Red Button and it beeps*
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Post by: Chocolate Cat on September 16, 2012, 05:09:36 am
JESUS IS COMING TO EARTH! JESUS IS-- oh, wait, it's the devil. And it took you away to hell. D: XD

-My cat poops on red button- Pai, bad boy, we gonna die if you-- oh no, too late. D:
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on September 16, 2012, 08:59:43 am
Turtles rampage through your house and eat you.
I assault the red button with a variety of random cutlery.
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Post by: Krystal on September 16, 2012, 05:08:20 pm
Oh no! Watch out fo-

You've been devoured by a horde of cannibals! They left behind this button, I'm gonna push it!

*Smashes the button, waiting for something to happen*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 16, 2012, 10:24:30 pm
You have to sit through 5 days of Social Studies. No breaks.

*Button-bash*
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Post by: Krystal on September 16, 2012, 11:14:13 pm
A bunch of people have chained you to a seat and tortured you with your least favorite show/anime!

Ooh, pretty button! I wonder what'll do.

*Throws multiple ketchup packets at the button*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 16, 2012, 11:29:59 pm
Hot sauce invades your house and burns you and turns you into cooked chicken.

*Shows tongue and entire mouth to a camera and throws the camera at red button* EAT THAT!
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Post by: Chocolate Cat on September 17, 2012, 05:23:30 am
Elephants invade your house and trample yoooouu!

Pretty button! -Decorates button with purple flowers and sits on it-
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 17, 2012, 04:04:23 pm
An island smashes you and turns you into potato salad.



*Throws potato salad at red button*
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Post by: Kashii on September 17, 2012, 05:03:44 pm
A beautiful rose appears in front of yew. ;3

*Paws red button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 19, 2012, 12:26:08 am
You are bound and forced to kiss Justin Beiber while I watch, laughing evily.

*Press da button*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 19, 2012, 12:28:08 am
Jupiter Falls on You.


*Presses computer reed button with mouse* Clicky Clicky.
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 19, 2012, 12:29:32 am
Micky Mouse farts on you.

*Shoots a portal at the button*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 19, 2012, 12:30:43 am
The Portal Shots Back At You And You Go Into Space And Die.


*Poke*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 19, 2012, 12:31:34 am
Neurotoxin floods your room.

*Press*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 19, 2012, 12:33:28 am
All the planets in our solar system smash you at sol, the sun.


*Shoots glowyness at button*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 19, 2012, 12:35:53 am
My hamster eats you.

*Press*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 19, 2012, 12:43:21 am
My Signature and Avatar eat you.


*Poke*
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on September 19, 2012, 08:52:39 pm
Glitch and I stalk you. And your button.

*barks at button*
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on September 22, 2012, 01:59:01 am
An evil chicken comes out of the ground and eats you.
*throws potato salad at the button to see if I get a rose too*
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 22, 2012, 02:06:36 am
Evil potato's eat you with they're sharp teeth.


*Puts saliva on red button*
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Post by: Kashii on September 22, 2012, 03:02:03 pm
e.e A cookie slaps you with a machete.

*Paws red button.*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 22, 2012, 05:09:51 pm
Fluorite eats you.

*Presses button like a normal human being*
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Post by: Kashii on September 22, 2012, 08:44:03 pm
Your signature kicks you where the sun don't shine. ;w;

-Attacks red button-
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Post by: hugrf2 on September 22, 2012, 10:20:39 pm
You get attacked by hungry wolves and dogs.



*My Avatar puts a claw on the red button all fancy like*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 23, 2012, 04:55:05 am
Your eyeballs are eaten by flies, and your brain is eaten by zombies.

*Press*
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Post by: jesija on September 23, 2012, 03:43:57 pm
Your computer crashes and I appear next to you with a bullhorn and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASSSSS"

...I raise a hand and delicately click the lovely red button with a blue finger-nail polished finger.
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 23, 2012, 06:26:53 pm
A hobo starts dancing Gangnam Style outside your window.

*Kicks the button*
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Post by: jesija on September 24, 2012, 12:13:10 am
The button malfunctions, trembles, spews violently with sparks of electricity and electrocutes you.

*click*
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 24, 2012, 04:43:33 am
Every pixel in Fluorite dances Gangnam Style.

*Stomps the button*
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Post by: Hawkwing on September 24, 2012, 08:46:52 pm
A big spring pops out and sends you flying far, far away to land in an unknown country made of candy

Pushes the big red button warily...
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Post by: Okami-Shiranui on September 24, 2012, 11:00:04 pm
I blow up the world.

*Push*
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Post by: River-White-Wolf on November 26, 2012, 01:36:38 am
A raging, croth-biting wildebeest jumps out and eats off your delicious face.
A cat chases a rat into the closet of the house that Jack built and finds a camel wearing a fur coat and waaaay too much makeup tap-dancing on the red button.
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Post by: goldenqueen on January 01, 2013, 11:21:18 pm
Hulk will rip you to pieces

Oh noes....Red is my fav...Must look away NU *Smashes Red button*
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Post by: Neena on October 25, 2013, 08:30:24 am
Suddenly the whole world doesn't know what the internet is :D
*presses red button*
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Post by: Shenidan on November 01, 2013, 01:51:37 pm
Thor threw his hammer thingy to you .3.
-pushes button with face-
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Post by: meeeea on November 01, 2013, 02:15:03 pm
Thousands and thousands of flying puppies float to you and eat your arms and legs.

*face-plant on the red button*
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Post by: duna the killer on November 07, 2013, 09:19:48 pm
You die because you hit it with your face





Duna wandered through the trees, heading in no particular direction. She looked down seeing a bright red button. "Hmm... I wander what this thing does.." She pressed it, unaware of the danger.
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Post by: Vespian on November 07, 2013, 09:34:14 pm
A parallel universe opens from underneath Duna's paws, engulfing her into another dimension one sane enough would deem a living nightmare.

-Presses ze' red button due to sheer curiosity.-
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Post by: Morqque on November 07, 2013, 10:05:15 pm
You are now...a fish.

*Le pushes Button*
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Post by: duna the killer on November 08, 2013, 08:41:45 pm
You become an ant in a house filled with Bug Spray :3


Just as Duna escaped her living nightmare, she began her random journey again. She heard a beep under her paws. A bright red button lay pressed. "Oh no... not again..!"
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Post by: magicfairy on December 06, 2013, 08:57:02 pm
The muffin man attacks you with magical, evil muffins and they hit you to the otherside of the world c:

OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Shineh! *Spam presses button* =D
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 03:23:30 am
A blimp driven by narwhals lands on and crushes you. :U


The preciouuussssssss. -Drools and caresses red button before pressing it-
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Post by: magicfairy on December 07, 2013, 05:39:41 pm
Tons of SUPER cute kittens come rampaging towards you and suddenly their is so much cute stuff surrounding you, you die. =D

Trolololololoo lololoo *Turns into frog and jumps on red button that causes it to be pressed*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 06:44:32 pm
Ronald Reagan smashes through your wall and breaks an electric guitar over your head while shouting "REAGAN SMASH!"
 
ouo


-Belly flops on red button-
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Post by: meeeea on December 07, 2013, 07:03:35 pm
You just released Godzilla upon the world with magical pink dolphins flying through the air. Good job. ;U;

-Smacks face on shiny red butone-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 07:14:03 pm
(Darnit not again! :U) X3

You have summoned a giant flying goldfish to your side. You must now battle and defeat Godzilla and the flying dolphins for the glory of Narnia.


-Sits on red button-
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Post by: meeeea on December 07, 2013, 07:17:07 pm
For Narnia! And fishsticks./shot

Bald Santa Claus sits on your bootiful face before teleporting away under your bed.

-Boops butone with nose-
I have a tendency to call buttons butones. Thank The Yogscast for that.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 07:20:19 pm
;-;

A midget pops out of the button and karate chops your nose before hopping out of your window and fleeing down the street while ripping his shirt off. :I


-Drop kicks red button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 07, 2013, 07:29:56 pm
You release Morgan Freeman from his cage.  Smacks button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 07:35:32 pm
A trap door above you opens, pouring gallons and gallons of water and piranhas on you until it's filled your entire room and you're eaten alive by those pleasant little fishies. <3


-Facebutton-
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Post by: meeeea on December 07, 2013, 07:37:56 pm
A Thylacine spawns in your bedroom, along with a plush Coyote soft mount.<3

See good things can happen too.

-Presses button wif tail-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 07, 2013, 07:40:02 pm
I appear behind you and eat you alive.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 07:50:12 pm
((Ermagersh. -Huggles Thylacine & soft mount) <3

Morgan Freeman pops up and narrates everything you do.


-Falls on button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 07, 2013, 09:01:12 pm
You turn into a acorn.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 07, 2013, 09:08:50 pm
You get mauled by a grizzly bear with chainsaw hands.


-Pokes button with toe.-
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on December 08, 2013, 12:27:13 am
You get eaten by a shark.

-Rolls around in a room full of red buttons-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 08, 2013, 12:34:08 am
The buttons turn into venomous snakes. :D Eats button-
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Post by: magicfairy on December 08, 2013, 12:43:48 am
Button was poisonous so kills you with poison.
Voice: Thank you for eating this button you will be awarded death :)

FUS RO DAH! *Shouts at button so hard I pressed it*
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 08, 2013, 01:04:31 am
Morgan Freeman eats you. Sits on button.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 08, 2013, 01:54:13 am
You get fish slapped by Russell Crowe.

-Smashes button with forehead-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 08, 2013, 02:32:11 am
Your face explodes- Lays an egg on the button-
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Post by: Vespian on December 08, 2013, 02:33:45 am
A giant chicken eats you.

-Assertively slams paw down on the red button.-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 08, 2013, 02:51:02 am
Nothing happens. Hits button with meh face-
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Post by: magicfairy on December 08, 2013, 03:15:52 am
Gigantic cake and candy falls everywhere.
*Stabs red button with a advertisement* (Literally there is lots of ads on here)
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 08, 2013, 03:27:46 pm
A fancy narwhal
(
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/262/3/0/fancy_narwhal_by_schneider368-d6n0h0t.png)
) spawns outside your window and whisks you off to NeverLand on its back.


-Atomic elbow drop on button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 08, 2013, 03:54:41 pm
It rains monkies.
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Post by: liontamer1 on December 08, 2013, 03:58:30 pm
(I'm assuming you pushed the button)

A truckload of pool water floods the room your computer is in.

Alright, what shall my destruction be?
-Presses shiny red button-
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Post by: magicfairy on December 08, 2013, 04:08:08 pm
Angry Starfire from Teen Titans Go! Spawns and explodes you to death.
*Bites red button causing me to press it*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 08, 2013, 06:09:01 pm
A random obese guy breaks through your wall and whacks you over the head with a ukulele.


-Drives car over red button-
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Post by: liontamer1 on December 08, 2013, 07:32:55 pm
A horde of zombies begin to eat your car.

-Presses red button and runs behind chair-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 02:47:42 am
A washing machine falls through your ceiling and crushes you.


-Karate chops button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 09, 2013, 03:15:27 am
Your dad, (Morgan Freeman) comes in and stares at you while you sleep.    Smacks Button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 03:21:23 am
Eh he does that all the time.

Cinderella Sparta kicks your door open and steals your television.


-Smashes guitar on button-
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on December 09, 2013, 03:25:33 am
My guitar falls on your head.

-Eats red button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 03:31:20 am
My drum stick harpoons you in the ear. :I


-Pokes button with other drum stick.-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 03:44:15 am
*Smashes a baseball bat on your head*

*Decapitates red button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 03:47:31 am
Connor Kenway dives through your window and lodges his Tomahawk (whom I have officially named Cupcake) into your skull like a boss.


-Curb stomps button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 03:51:10 am
Oh, so that's the way it's gonna be?

*Ezio Auditore leaps out from an alley and drives his hidden blade through your neck like a baws*

*assassinates button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 03:54:06 am
Oh no you did not just Ezio me. >:U

Charles Lee chokes you out like you were a little kid in the woods. #TemplarSwag.


-Shoots button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 03:56:44 am
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 03:59:25 am
Pffft.

Haytham Kenway slices his initials into your back with his epic sword of epicness, then finishes you off with a few jabs of his hidden blades. >:3  #TemplarSwag
 

-Drops xbox controller on button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:03:14 am
*A hoard of evil assassin pickles raid your house and your unknown children*

They look like this:
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5255/5514728220_0442923eb5_b.jpg)

*presses big shiny button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:09:57 am
o3o Nuuu! Not the picklleeessssss//dies


The zombies of all the Templars you've so horribly cut down in their prime overrun your house and eat your silly assassin brain. :I   ......#TemplarSwag....


-Buttonforehead.-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:12:19 am
Desmond eats your face #DesmondSwag...?

*flops on the button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:14:20 am
Desmooonnndddd. X'D

Shaun smashes his computer junk over your head. #ShaunSwag


-Lays on button-
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on December 09, 2013, 04:16:54 am
A bear eats your food.

-Derps on the button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:20:01 am
(Oh god no not Shaun Jimmy xD That guys a.... donkey..?)

Spartas kill you

*dances with button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:21:51 am
XD I love Shaun.

Okay. One more.
Thomas Hickey spills his beer all over your shirt and then passes out on you. o3o (Lucky.) XD
#DrunkenTemplarSwag


-Takes button out for dinner-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:23:22 am
Leonardo Da Vinchi runs over you with his wagon #LeonardoSwag

*drinks soda with button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:25:00 am
"#LeonardoSwag" Omg. I lost it. X'D

George Washington shoots you down in a horse and carriage drive-by #GeorgieSwag


-Proposes to Button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:28:20 am
xD

Ezio kills you with his awesome #EzioSwag

*marries button* :3
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:29:57 am
Haytham kills you with his sassiness. #SassyHaythamSwag


-Moves in with button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:32:23 am
You get take an arrow in the knee from a Templar

*gets old with button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:34:07 am
I am one of them. This is blasphemy!//shot

Ezio lands on you after a leap of faith from a high building.


-Visits grandchildren with button spouse-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:37:11 am
Rosa kills you with her cruel cruel words.

(Get the reference? owo)

*dies with button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:39:12 am
Edward Kenway drives his boat over you.


-Is buried with button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:41:28 am
Johnny Derp kills you by constantly screaming "I've got a jar of dirt"

*goes to heaven with button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:42:49 am
Tony Stark kills you with his Shawarma sandwich.


-Turns into zombie and bites button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:49:47 am
The epicness of my siggy kills you

*presses button*
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 09, 2013, 12:31:34 pm
Your hand explodes. ;D  Presses button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 03:16:46 pm
OH MY GOSH, STAR. DAT SIG. BAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! I literally just sat here for like five minutes laughing. X'D I can't stop staring at it. SHAUN'S ARMS ARE SO WIGGLY!!! HNNNNNNG. -Head explodes-  #DesmondShaunSwag



Captain America decapitates you with his epic shield of epicness.




-Rides elephant over button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 09, 2013, 04:21:14 pm
xD Lawl

A mysterious dragon from the world of Skyrim decides to land on you, crushing you.

*digests button* o3o
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 09, 2013, 04:32:44 pm
O_e

Okay, last one for real this time. XD
William Johnson raids your kitchen and runs off with all of your tea. #TemplarSwag
I just can't get enough of these. XD


-Shanks button-
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Post by: magicfairy on December 09, 2013, 06:24:32 pm
Jessy in my siggy opens her mouth so wide she bites your hands off :)
*Jessy breaths in the button* BAD JESSY IN MY SIGGY!
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 09, 2013, 08:18:56 pm
Fat Albert sits on you. Spam hits button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 15, 2013, 03:58:32 pm
Loki stabs you with his awesome staff of glory. #FoolishMortal.


-Shoots button with machine gun-
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Post by: Swiftbreeze10347 on December 15, 2013, 04:10:03 pm
Nyan Cat flys through your computer and shoves a pink poptart with sprinkles in your mouth.
*Le Gently Taps Red Button*
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 15, 2013, 04:13:45 pm
Button assassinates you

*eats button*
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 15, 2013, 04:16:23 pm
I have an oragatan party in your home. ;)   Smashes button with a melon.
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Post by: Hennessy on December 15, 2013, 04:33:41 pm
A barrel of monkeys(Living) appears at your door and throw a huge party.
*Falls over creepy crawlie(Don't judge. xD) and hits leh red button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 15, 2013, 05:43:43 pm
You take an arrow to the knee.


-Stabs button with hidden blade-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 15, 2013, 05:49:16 pm
Morgan Freeman. That's what happens.  Powerbombs baby.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 15, 2013, 11:51:18 pm
Morgan Freeman always happens..

A hobbit runs into your room and punches you in the stomach


-Air assassinates button-
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Post by: ragethedemon on December 16, 2013, 01:02:08 am
Angry Giraffe trampled you.

*Hesitantly pokes the red button*
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 01:10:22 am
Bigfoot. That is all.

*tomahawk's button*
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Post by: ragethedemon on December 16, 2013, 01:12:34 am
A big fluffy Lama almost falls on you.

*slams the big red button.*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:00:53 am
Robert Downey Jr. drop kicks you. (Lucky...)



-Slices red button in half with sword-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 02:08:32 am
Jack Sparrow throws a jar of dirt at you

*performs leap of faith on button*

It had to be done...
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:10:55 am
Thor decapitates you with his hammer. :U


-Rope darts button-
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Post by: ragethedemon on December 16, 2013, 02:35:13 am
Fat Viking lady randomly starts singing XD

*Drops kitten on the red button*
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 02:37:27 am
Everyone who is against Animal abuse comes to arrest you

*karate chops button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:38:09 am
...Darnnit, not again!


Random herd of gazelles tramples you.


-Smacks button with forehead-
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Post by: shayy on December 16, 2013, 02:43:36 am
You fall down the stairs and get licked by kittens
"Hey? WHats this?" *presses button*
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 16, 2013, 02:45:44 am
The button eats you alive... Smacks button with a baby-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:47:10 am
The baby turns around and eats your arm.


-Puts dog on button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 02:49:28 am
Chuck Norris

*uses Wheatley to press button* o3o
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 16, 2013, 02:50:43 am
I come through your wall like a wrecking ball... Drop Kicks button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:53:10 am
Miley Cyrus licks your face. O_e


-Falls on button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 02:53:51 am
Uses my portal gun to put one portal under you and another on top. Congrats! You shall now be falling for years to come :D


*brofists button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:55:43 am
Huzzah! o_o


The zombie of Elvis dances on your kitchen table while singing "Hound Dog"


-Has pillow fight with button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 16, 2013, 02:56:48 am
The pillow eats you. Smashes button.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:58:26 am
A cockroach crawls into your ear. -shudder-


-Curb stomps button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 03:03:10 am
Cockroach eat you

*kisses button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 03:04:12 am
Aladdin shows up and takes you on a magic carpet ride.


-Knocks button out-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 16, 2013, 03:09:21 am
The button turns into Morgan Freeman. e.o Perfect sense.   Sits on button.
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 03:10:47 am
The world ends <--- So creative >.>

*noms button*
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 16, 2013, 03:13:16 am
A cookie pops out. ;D Places a lamp on button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 12:31:18 pm
The Hash Slinging Slasher (Aka the AHHHH) comes to get you

*Places a pebble on the button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 02:18:15 pm
The queen of England throws hot coffee on your face.


-Places scarf on button-
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Post by: ~Stargazer~ on December 16, 2013, 03:33:22 pm
Splashes hot tea in your face

*sneak attacks button*
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 16, 2013, 04:17:54 pm
Tony the Tiger shoves his index finger in your eye socket.
"Theyyyy'rreeeee great!"



-Flops on red button-
Title: Re: Press the red button!
Post by: duna the killer on December 17, 2013, 08:57:11 pm
A zombie version of JimMoriarty comes and eats you o_O


Jumps on Red button like it's a trampoline~
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Post by: ragethedemon on December 17, 2013, 10:00:01 pm
The rick roll song starts playing and won't stop

-drops a trash can on the button-
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Post by: liontamer1 on December 17, 2013, 10:42:22 pm
Loads of dirty laundry explode from your light bulb.

-Presses button and runs-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 17, 2013, 11:01:27 pm
A bug teleports infront of you, and you trip over it. :D  Smashes button with a baby.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 17, 2013, 11:45:32 pm
You get shot in the throat with an arrow

-A mustache crawls onto the button, thus pressing it-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 17, 2013, 11:51:31 pm
Your father (Morgan Freeman) comes in the room and throws a brick at you.      Sparta kicks button-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 17, 2013, 11:53:01 pm
Ow, father, why! DX

Captain America throws his shield at your face.


-Drops Thor's hammer on button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 17, 2013, 11:56:24 pm
Miley Cyrus flies through your wall with Morgan Freeman on a wrecking ball.    Kicks button into a deep hole- This! Is! Sparta!
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 18, 2013, 03:04:30 am
(I don't think Morgan Freeman would associate himself with hooligans like her. o3o He's too classy.)


Flippy from Happy Tree Friends shows up and scrapes your face off with a cake cutter

OuO


-Chucks laptop at button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 18, 2013, 03:14:33 am
You're right. He is too classy.      Morgan Freeman silently walks in with Jesus. There.    Hits button with a dead bird-
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 18, 2013, 05:20:31 am
-Wipes tear- That is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.



All of your teeth randomly fall out.


-Does a fish flop on the button-
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Post by: whitewolf223 on December 18, 2013, 12:24:41 pm
You turn into a giant fish.    Throws a dolphin on the button-
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Post by: meeeea on December 18, 2013, 01:09:09 pm
Butterflies eat your nose. :3

(http://i43BannedImageSite/ilgfmd.gif)
on the button.
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Post by: Jackkdaw on December 18, 2013, 04:39:17 pm
Bahahah! Rii! XD <3


A Short-Faced Bear breaks into your house and drinks all of your milk.
(I don't know... I'm watching a show about Short-Faced bears so I was like, eh why not.)



-Spills coffee on button-
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Post by: Wolfie_Lover on December 25, 2013, 12:02:12 am
The coffee boils through the button, which leaves you without any coffee from any store/bean plantation/where ever you can buy coffee.

-Dances onto the button-
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Post by: AirWolf on January 07, 2014, 08:22:39 pm
A piano wrecks your table.

- Puts a brick on that button. -
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Post by: DancingWithDeath on January 07, 2014, 08:57:31 pm
You are beaten to death by the ninjas from ninjago.

*Goes to sleep, head resting on the red button.*
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Post by: wolflover18178 on December 05, 2014, 02:33:32 am
A Justin Bieber doll falls from the sky and whacks you in the head, singing Baby in a really loud, ear-bleeding voice.


Lol, I would like that..
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Post by: Canon on December 05, 2014, 03:18:41 pm
You got run over by wild llamas.

* presses the button like a boss. *
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Post by: magicfairy on December 07, 2014, 02:40:50 pm
You get attacked by evil pizza.

*Noms on red button*
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Post by: Morqque on December 07, 2014, 02:43:44 pm
Shrek throws Sleeping Beauty's castle at you with
his powerful ogre arms.

*Red Button Pushing Intensifies
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Post by: Swiftbreeze10347 on February 22, 2015, 05:16:45 pm
-A hand falls from sky and slaps you-

-steals red button and smashes-
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Post by: Wyldercat on February 22, 2015, 09:30:54 pm
*A majestic army of subtropical reptiles *coughAnacondascough* rise up and nom you*

*slams paws on le red button*
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Post by: Bluparrot on February 23, 2015, 04:11:18 am
Rayquaza comes and knocks you over.

-Pounces on the red button-
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Post by: wolflover18178 on February 23, 2015, 05:13:55 am
I casually walk over and eat you.


*Golden Freddy jumpscares red button*
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Post by: Bluparrot on April 06, 2015, 10:47:44 pm
A bird poops on your head.

-Pushes red button-
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Post by: Jango_Fett on April 06, 2015, 10:52:37 pm
You explode into cherry blossom petals.


-Slowly presses crimson button-
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Post by: Bluparrot on April 07, 2015, 01:12:00 am
A warg comes and tackles you.

-Pushes red button-
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Post by: Morganjw on April 12, 2015, 12:59:47 am
All of my Feral Heart charies fall on yo face!

That would be... ummm...... sixteen

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
 
Tail accidentally slams a red button with a bio hazard sign on it.

EDITED
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Post by: Jango_Fett on April 12, 2015, 09:30:16 pm
You suddenly combust into small fairies.

-Smacks button-
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Post by: Morganjw on April 13, 2015, 02:07:04 pm
A rabid bunny attacks you.

"press the button..." "nope" "yes..." "fine" *click beep*
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Post by: wolflover18178 on April 13, 2015, 09:55:11 pm
A potato starts eating you from the inside~

*Presses button with pizzazz*
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Post by: Bluparrot on April 19, 2015, 12:33:43 am
You get eaten by Steven's Metagross.

-Meteor Mashes the red button-
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Post by: Morganjw on April 19, 2015, 10:18:42 pm
The aftershock of meteor creates a massive explosion! Blu dies.

Throws Annie on the button and grabs her pizza!
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Post by: Wolflover224 on April 21, 2015, 02:23:12 am
-you combust into combustible lemons-

Oooh a shiny button! -throws a pi pie at the button-
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Post by: Kibacher on April 21, 2015, 02:25:57 am
-you are attacked by neon sparkledogs of death-
-sits on le red button-
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Post by: Wolflover224 on April 21, 2015, 02:27:06 am
You explode into skittles.

-eats red button-
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Post by: Bluparrot on April 24, 2015, 04:32:13 am
A roc swoops down and takes you away.

-Pushes the red button-
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Post by: SoftMoon on April 24, 2015, 06:29:34 am
You get attacked by a thousand adorable cubs

-Punches red button LIKE A BOSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
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Post by: Kibacher on April 26, 2015, 10:23:13 am
You become a sparkly vampire
-licks the button- huehue cooties
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Post by: DreamerDay on April 26, 2015, 01:04:35 pm
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/319/3/2/marionett_by_crueldude100-d86gy9l.gif)

"Don't touch that red button! It's highly sensitive"

(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-40686-shakira-pressing-red-button-gi-F4Iv.gif)
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Post by: Wolflover224 on April 26, 2015, 04:36:42 pm
You explode into tacos

-throws companion cube at the button-
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Post by: Kastilla on April 26, 2015, 04:47:38 pm
you get covered in robot vomit ... er i mean oil.
*boops the red button with my nose*
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Post by: Wolflover224 on April 26, 2015, 04:51:08 pm
You become an elk.

-throws Stlas and P-Body at the button-
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Post by: Kastilla on April 26, 2015, 04:54:45 pm
...you implode
*punches the button angrily*
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Post by: Wolflover224 on April 26, 2015, 05:00:00 pm
You become a rainbow

-flops majestically over to the button and sits on it-
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Post by: Kastilla on April 26, 2015, 09:41:09 pm
ye become a whoopie cushion.
*pushes button with Mira's tongue*
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Post by: Neowulf on April 26, 2015, 09:44:19 pm
A sparkledog farts a cloud that spawns some sparklepups that fart glitter in yer face.

Temptation, it's the devil's advocate... *pokes button*
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Post by: Bluparrot on April 27, 2015, 05:31:41 pm
A numbat comes and eats you.

-Pushes the red button-
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Post by: Jango_Fett on April 27, 2015, 05:33:07 pm
The Lions win again.

-Pushes button of redness-
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Post by: Master_callos on April 27, 2015, 07:38:15 pm
All those who supported the lions are banned for using hacks

-Pushes red button-
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Post by: Bluparrot on April 27, 2015, 09:03:28 pm
You are praised for doing what's right.

-Pushes red button-
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Post by: DancingWithDeath on April 27, 2015, 09:09:04 pm
Justin Bieber sings Baby in front of you.

-I sing "Everybody do the flop" and we do the flop on the red button-
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Post by: Kibacher on April 28, 2015, 01:40:23 am
your ears start to bleed because of the Justin Bieber horror
-dies on the red button-
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Post by: Bluparrot on May 09, 2015, 12:20:47 am
A piano falls on you.

-Pushes the red button-
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Post by: Morganjw on May 09, 2015, 01:46:17 am
EVERYONE WHO POSTED ON THIS THREAD FALLS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am pressing this red and purple button because if I don't you all can't continue the game. *beep!*
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Post by: Wolflover224 on May 09, 2015, 02:42:53 am
Every atom in your body flies apart as they dissipate into molecular clouds and drift way in a puff of smoke.

-farts on the red button-
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Post by: Kibacher on May 09, 2015, 09:37:00 am
slowly devours everyone here
-licks the red button-
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Post by: Morganjw on May 09, 2015, 01:53:19 pm
today my theme is going to be horror...

Smile dog pops out of nowhere and eats your tongue
Then your head and then the other peaces of your
Body. Smile cat eats what's left...

Watches from a tower and casually clicks the red button.
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Post by: Wolflover224 on May 09, 2015, 02:49:20 pm
-Atlas and P-Body fall on your head-

-causally clicks red button-
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Post by: Morganjw on May 09, 2015, 03:01:12 pm
Freddy fazbear eats your pancakes.

It's on like donkey Kong! *presses red button without looking away from ashyak's sad face* sorry about the pancakes... hehe.
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Post by: Wolflover224 on May 09, 2015, 03:52:38 pm
-my uneaten pancakes fall on your head- I dun like pancakes....

-slaps red button like a baaaaaaawsss-
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Post by: Morganjw on May 09, 2015, 04:46:27 pm
You are attacked by an angry strawberry mob

HOW ABOUT STRAWBARRIES??? *shoots button with strawberry gun*
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Post by: Bluparrot on May 10, 2015, 06:39:59 pm
You get mobbed by crows.

-Pushes the red button-
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Post by: magicfairy on May 10, 2015, 06:41:19 pm
A huge cat invades your town.

-Flails and hits red button-
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Post by: Morganjw on May 10, 2015, 06:45:00 pm
STRAWBARRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! A huge strawberry falls on your head.

Throws strawberries at the button.
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Post by: Swiftbreeze10347 on May 10, 2015, 11:37:35 pm
A mountain of advertisments fall on you.

-pokes red button, before fleeing-
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Post by: HarpyTheOwl on May 11, 2015, 10:46:49 pm
You get slapped...... BY A UNICORN! (first thing dat came to mind XD)
Harpy: *GASP* "A RED COOKIE!!!!!" *pecks at* (harpy is meh owl oc if you dunno XD)
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Post by: Wolflover224 on May 12, 2015, 12:18:50 pm
The tenth doctor as a dragon falls on your face

-eats red button-
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Post by: Bluparrot on May 13, 2015, 01:21:10 pm
A rock falls on you.

-Pushes red button-