Press the red button!

[SoulRevenge]

Blacki survives the river of tears, flies to the Moon, and he kicks Vallez to Jupiter :|.

*Accidentaly trips over ze button*

[Vallez]

*giant hammer smashes you*
*button*
im donee

[SoulRevenge]

You look at the 'How do you think the Person above you will die?" Thread, and die by the death I typed for chu :\.

*Face-plants into button*

[Okami-Shiranui]

Your anti-virus program gave you a trojan. >:3

That trojan then installed spyware into your bathroom. Someone is watching...

*Slams the button*

[Neena]

Your eating food, some one put poison on it. you now have 23:59 hours of life left.

Presses red button while editing this post because forgot to push the red button- wait ._.

[SoulRevenge]

When you press this perticuliar, button. This RED Button, a voice emmits from an unknown part of the button, though it's obviously quite loud, Because the words-
"That was Easy"
Echo through the world several times.

(THAT.WAS.EPIC.)

*Sits on ze red button*

[Okami-Shiranui]

(FFFFFF- yes)

You look in the mirror. Your face has been replaced with Nigel Thornberry's.

*Puts potato GLaDOS on the button*

[Wolfie_Lover]

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When you press this perticuliar, button. This RED Button, a voice emmits from an unknown part of the button, though it's obviously quite loud, Because the words-
"That was Easy"
Echo through the world several times.

(THAT.WAS.EPIC.)

*Sits on ze red button*

The Easy button thing happened to me before. I sat on a button thing, and it yelled at me: 'That was easy.' I looked like an idiot just looking for the noise.)

I eated your cookie!

*facebutton*

[Okami-Shiranui]

I promised you cake but...

it was...

*dramatic pause*

a lie. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

*Presses the button*

[Wolfie_Lover]

*Cookie monster slapped you in the face*

Happy now?! *Storms off crying* *Trips on button*