Press the red button!

[aviannerd]

The shards of the button get in your eyes.

-smashes button with a giant hammer repeatadly-

[Neena]

The giant hammer runs after you trying to smash you back.
*Presses button mistaking it for the soda machine button*

[aviannerd]

I giant soda can smashes you. -trips over a bug and lands on another bug, gets up and brushes self off , stepping on red button-

[Tessel.]

A Justin Bieber doll falls from the sky and whacks you in the head, singing Baby in a really loud, ear-bleeding voice.

Red Button: Do you want some tea, Blaacki?
Me: Ohyus.
Red Button: Then Press me!
Me: Ok! -Le Press-

[SoulRevenge]

Blacki runs after you a beats you to death with a hammer because you have a similiar name to his :\.

*Sits on Button* Oops .w.

[Vallez]

-GRIN-
*Vallez beats you to a pulp*
WHY YOU HATE ME
*continues to beat then accidentally hits button with fist.*
*continues to beat*

[Okami-Shiranui]

The Hulk takes a huge green crap on your nicest shirt.

*Fires lazer at the button and presses it*

[Vallez]

>:@
*vallez beats you to a pulp as well then gorillas finish the job*
*stomps button ans snorts*

[SoulRevenge]

Blacki goes on a rampage and rides Vallez around for five hours until ValVal collapses and then Blacki pushes him off a cliff :\.

IHATCHU.

*Presses button*

[Vallez]

T.T
*Cries a river of tears drowning blacki*
*red button PUSHHH*