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Stories / Re: Feral-Heart Creepypasta. <3 [LONG]
« on: December 19, 2013, 08:01:10 pm »
I don't like creepy pastas... why do I keep reading yours.
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Discussion Board / Re: Strangest and/or Weirdest Dreams
« on: December 18, 2013, 11:29:06 pm »
So I had a dream so weired that I drew it out because it was hard to explain and it looked like a five year old drew it with crayons.
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So a little astronaut guy was flying through space on his rocket. he's passing all these poorly drawled stars and planets that are suspended by strings. He is stoped by a big green adorable dragon-snake alien that lived in a planet with a bunch of holes in it(just imagen a snail with holes in its shell and that's practily it. "Ey ey ey" said the alien
"What is it" replied the astronaut.
"Papi le sapi?"
"What?"
"Papi... le... sapi"
"I don't understand what you're saying.Blow torch, is that what you mean?" and the astronaut magicaly has a blow torch in his hand and is magically out of his rocket.
"Hue Hue Hue!" replies the alien, and the astronaut then puts the tip of the blow torch in the aliens mouth(because the alien doesn't have any arms). With blow torch in mouth, the alien then uses his tail to turn the nob on the side of the blow torch.
FWEEEEE!
Fire comes out of the aliens ears and his cheeks puff out. His vainy eyes pop out and the astronaut shouts "NO DON'T DO THAT THAT'S SO IRRISPONSABLE!!!"... the he leaves....
He's flyin' around and meets another alien just like the first only a little cuter.
"Papi le Sapi?"
"NO! NO MORE SAPI!" exclaims the astronaut.
The alien begins to sniff and with tears in his eyes he softly says"-sniff- le sapi -sniff sniff-"
The astronaut sighs and gets from a large pyramid of blow torches a blow torch. "Don't kill yourself he says as he hands him the blow torch. Just like the other alien he turns the nob and gets all crispy the same way the other one did. "forget it... I don't even care anymore." the astronaut says as he goes back into his rocket and flies away....
THE END
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So a little astronaut guy was flying through space on his rocket. he's passing all these poorly drawled stars and planets that are suspended by strings. He is stoped by a big green adorable dragon-snake alien that lived in a planet with a bunch of holes in it(just imagen a snail with holes in its shell and that's practily it. "Ey ey ey" said the alien
"What is it" replied the astronaut.
"Papi le sapi?"
"What?"
"Papi... le... sapi"
"I don't understand what you're saying.Blow torch, is that what you mean?" and the astronaut magicaly has a blow torch in his hand and is magically out of his rocket.
"Hue Hue Hue!" replies the alien, and the astronaut then puts the tip of the blow torch in the aliens mouth(because the alien doesn't have any arms). With blow torch in mouth, the alien then uses his tail to turn the nob on the side of the blow torch.
FWEEEEE!
Fire comes out of the aliens ears and his cheeks puff out. His vainy eyes pop out and the astronaut shouts "NO DON'T DO THAT THAT'S SO IRRISPONSABLE!!!"... the he leaves....
He's flyin' around and meets another alien just like the first only a little cuter.
"Papi le Sapi?"
"NO! NO MORE SAPI!" exclaims the astronaut.
The alien begins to sniff and with tears in his eyes he softly says"-sniff- le sapi -sniff sniff-"
The astronaut sighs and gets from a large pyramid of blow torches a blow torch. "Don't kill yourself he says as he hands him the blow torch. Just like the other alien he turns the nob and gets all crispy the same way the other one did. "forget it... I don't even care anymore." the astronaut says as he goes back into his rocket and flies away....
THE END
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Stories / Re: Beware the Killers - A FeralHeart Creepypasta by Yours Truly
« on: December 18, 2013, 08:16:46 pm »
:-\That was cool. I almost ran out the room screaming when my dog started barking... just so you know....
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