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« on: July 29, 2012, 12:53:13 am »
AMG! I just remembered something! This happened a few weeks ago!
Me: Hmm... We need to do something fun...
Friend: *sees someone running* HEY! YO! YOU RUNNING! THIS IS A NO SPEEDING ZONE!
Person: *runs over to us* What? Serious?
Me: Yes we're serious. This is a 1 MPH zone. Now you're going to be ticketed and fined with 5 weeks of ban.
Friend: And you must pay $5,000 payable to the gamemakers of Feral Heart.
Me: If you refuse to accept the charges you will be arrested and banned till further notice.
Person: NO! I can't afford that!
Friend: He's resisting arrest!
Me: Your charges have been raised to $10,000 dollars. 10k for each officer present as well.
Friend: Actually that's $20,000. A new amendment in the law doubles the fine if 2 officers are present. So that's $20,000 for Feral Heart, and $40,000 payable to the two officers.
Me: Well that's a grand total of $60,000.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: You do the crime, you pay the fine, you serve the time
Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Person: I can't afford this! -flies away and is never seen again-
Me: Wow... I can't believe they actually believed us...
Friend: I thought they knew we were kidding...