The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[bone]

LOL why do I keep coming back to this topic. XD

Me: *is Rping in N/Z like a baws*

Dead Deer: -Its meat lays in the sun wafting the smell over to the wolf-

Me: "Dude, what are you doing..."

Dead Deer: -its blood soaking the grass making an easy meal-

Me: "I'm not going to eat you. That sounds disgusting. Put on some barbecue sauce, and roast for about 6 hours. Maybe then we'll talk."

Dead Deer (in whisper): Just eat me.

Me (in local): Look! I'm not gonna eat your gross meat!

Dead Deer (in whisper): YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO F***ING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! (((((

Me: ._.

Dead Deer (in local): -Suddenly gasps, gets up, and runs away before is caught-

My Friend: XD "I wanna be a hunk of zombie raw meat now."

That is strange XD

[SilverTW]

Woah, You all made my day. That's just funny. Sadly I don't have anything funny, really.

[Aweu]

Woah, You all made my day. That's just funny. Sadly I don't have anything funny, really.

Aww Silver... :c Too bad.

Someone randomly came up to me and yelling "REFRIDGERATOR!" and logged off... :\ I later found out that they were one of my friends! xD Then all was norm. All meh friends are nutzzz!!! -googly eyes-

[SilverTW]

Woah, You all made my day. That's just funny. Sadly I don't have anything funny, really.

Aww Silver... :c Too bad.

Someone randomly came up to me and yelling "REFRIDGERATOR!" and logged off... :\ I later found out that they were one of my friends! xD Then all was norm. All meh friends are nutzzz!!! -googly eyes-

That's very random and funny. Don't worry it's not a bug to me, because I don't mind it, funny moments come and go y'know, and let us be back on topic.

I don't think you understood what I said, eh?

[goldenstripehFTW]

Lol all of you have GREAT stories! XD but it's time to tell my weird,crazy stuff's o3o

So I was in Cape and these two purple and pink wolves (both female) and started asking me which one was cuter and started fighting over me o3o :

Purple wolf> YO PICK ME
Pink wolf>NO ):
Pink wolf>pick me and we'll have lots of cups and pups
Purple wolf>pick me and we'll have more
Me>I think your both nice but i cant choose (didnt want to be mean XD)
Me>I dont want any of you sorry
Purple wolf>PLEASE WE WILL HAVE GOOD TIME TOGETHER
Pink wolf>Im over with you you think she's better mate
Me>Look I don't want any of you!
Purple wolf>but you still think im better looking though?
Me>I think you're both good looking but i don't want a mate
Pink wolf> *Bleep* YOU -Offline
Purple wolf>NO DONT GO NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID -runs away-




Derpy eh?

[Aweu]

Lol all of you have GREAT stories! XD but it's time to tell my weird,crazy stuff's o3o

So I was in Cape and these two purple and pink wolves (both female) and started asking me which one was cuter and started fighting over me o3o :

Purple wolf> YO PICK ME
Pink wolf>NO ):
Pink wolf>pick me and we'll have lots of cups and pups
Purple wolf>pick me and we'll have more
Me>I think your both nice but i cant choose (didnt want to be mean XD)
Me>I dont want any of you sorry
Purple wolf>PLEASE WE WILL HAVE GOOD TIME TOGETHER
Pink wolf>Im over with you you think she's better mate
Me>Look I don't want any of you!
Purple wolf>but you still think im better looking though?
Me>I think you're both good looking but i don't want a mate
Pink wolf> *Bleep* YOU -Offline
Purple wolf>NO DONT GO NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID -runs away-




Derpy eh?

I hate when people fight over a character... Childish much.

Well, I'm at the Cinema... Koopsteeks, and ramen noodles 'flying everywhere'... xP

[Wolfie_Lover]

Lol all of you have GREAT stories! XD but it's time to tell my weird,crazy stuff's o3o

So I was in Cape and these two purple and pink wolves (both female) and started asking me which one was cuter and started fighting over me o3o :

Purple wolf> YO PICK ME
Pink wolf>NO ):
Pink wolf>pick me and we'll have lots of cups and pups
Purple wolf>pick me and we'll have more
Me>I think your both nice but i cant choose (didnt want to be mean XD)
Me>I dont want any of you sorry
Purple wolf>PLEASE WE WILL HAVE GOOD TIME TOGETHER
Pink wolf>Im over with you you think she's better mate
Me>Look I don't want any of you!
Purple wolf>but you still think im better looking though?
Me>I think you're both good looking but i don't want a mate
Pink wolf> *Bleep* YOU -Offline
Purple wolf>NO DONT GO NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID -runs away-




Derpy eh?

I'm a girl, and I don't understand what just happened. Lawl.

I was sitting in Ficho and this conversation happened, right next to me:
(I forgot their names, this was like a couple months ago.)

Wolf1: *Hides making fortress*
Wolf2: Hello.
Wolf1: Ignore it. It'll go away.
Wolf3: Hawllo! o3o *Derpy Herp*
Me: WTF just happened?!
Wolf4: *Is smartaculler then any wolf or lion*
Me: Hurrr... Wut?
Me: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Wolf4: What you see is your stupidness.
Me: And what you see, is my epicness. NOW GET OUT!
Wolf4: Ok. *Logs off*
Wolf1: Lets go follow him!
Wolves1, 2, 3: *Logs off in unison*
Me: Wut... Just happened?

I still have no idea.

[wolffoxalliance]

I was with my pack and the alpha got an unexpected visit from a tailess wolf:
TailessWolf:(he says to us remember the tailess wolf is a he)Man tails are for *beep*.(then he says to alpha)Cmon remove it this makes you more smexy(or something like that)
Alpha:No thank you this is a realistic Rp now can you please leave?
TailessWolf:No
Alpha:Why may I ask?
TailessWolf:Because I love you!
Alpha:WHAT THE *BEEP*
Wolf from our pack:O.o...
TailessWolf:We're gonna marry!!
Alpha:No thanks.
TailessWolf:Why?
Alpha:For god's sake Im not g*y
TW:Im still gonna marry you!!
Friend:-pokes TW and he faints.He drags him out of den and thrws him in river-
TW:(buttswings)Yeah im gonna marry!(sings Im sexy and I know it)
Friend:You're godmodding too huh?DUDe,I threw you in water!
So please people dont act so stupid.

[ameliaparcel]

I was with my pack and the alpha got an unexpected visit from a tailess wolf:
TailessWolf:(he says to us remember the tailess wolf is a he)Man tails are for *beep*.(then he says to alpha)Cmon remove it this makes you more smexy(or something like that)
Alpha:No thank you this is a realistic Rp now can you please leave?
TailessWolf:No
Alpha:Why may I ask?
TailessWolf:Because I love you!
Alpha:WHAT THE *BEEP*
Wolf from our pack:O.o...
TailessWolf:We're gonna marry!!
Alpha:No thanks.
TailessWolf:Why?
Alpha:For god's sake Im not g*y
TW:Im still gonna marry you!!
Friend:-pokes TW and he faints.He drags him out of den and thrws him in river-
TW:(buttswings)Yeah im gonna marry!(sings Im sexy and I know it)
Friend:You're godmodding too huh?DUDe,I threw you in water!
So please people dont act so stupid.

Whoa whoa whoa. XD In what way does not jumping into a river cause someone says they threw you in God modding. :PThat's just being a troll. Godmodding is "I SHOOT YOU WITH LIGHTNING. NO DODGE OR MISS." XD

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

Funny stories, and Who like mhine??